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First Name : Dwayne
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URL : http://www.dwayneperkins.com
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Favorite Comic : Richard Pryor
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Mobi
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Birthday : 3/21
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I'd like to teach the World... : To make left turns
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Comments : Testing the new guestbook.
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First Name : Bryan
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URL : http://superberg.8m.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Women/Resume, Programmer Rap
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Birthday : 8/29/80
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I'd like to teach the World... : To just stop and use these brain thingies we have.
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Comments : Saw ya on Premium Blend... that's some damn stuff, man.
Damn funny. You need to put out a CD or DVD, so I can listen to/watch my favorite bits over and over... Come on, you're in the big leagues now!
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First Name : Ernest
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : You man!!
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Keeping it real... But not really
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Birthday : 05/12/70
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I'd like to teach the World... : To bow down to my will!
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Comments : Saw you on Craig Kilborn, very on point!! Are you down with Jamaica?? Let me know offline brah.
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First Name : Sue
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : being able to still scare white people
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to lighten up and be happy!
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Comments : Saw you for the first time on a late night show, just flipping through
channels, and you were too funny!!! I will be watching for your
appearances on NBC, CBS and HBO. YOU are gonna make it BIG!
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First Name : Nick
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URL : http://www.ponyhead.co.uk/
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Favorite Comic : Bill Hicks
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computer programmerz n the hood?!
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Birthday : 12-August
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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Comments : Saw DP on 'Live At Jongleurs' in the UK - excellent material and a really cool guy. :)
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First Name : martin
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URL : www.chokersandwich.com
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Favorite Comic : foxx, martin, pryor, newhart, cos, dangerfield, spears
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : he thinks the giants will win the superbowl
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Birthday : 4 15 68
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I'd like to teach the World... : to do that thing with a cherry stem and their tongue.
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Comments : George W. Bush is a cheater,
(and his dad and brother too!)
but he has a funny fuckin' last name. BUSH. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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First Name : LAMONT
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : EDDIE MURPHY
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : BAD COUSIN
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Birthday : 6/26/76
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT LAMONT PRICE CANT BE STOPPED
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Comments : WHATS UP DP? SAW YOU ON KILBORN, AWESOME JOB. AS ALWAYS JUST CHEKING UP ON YOU. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN TOWN SOON, BEFORE YOU BECOME A SUPERSTAR!!
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First Name : Rudi
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : The one about being a rapper
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Birthday : 9/30/83
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I'd like to teach the World... : to laugh more
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Comments :
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First Name : Kendall
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : you!...and a few others..but i dont know them by name
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the homeless people walking south
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Birthday :
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Comments : hey! i just saw your show on Premium Blend, and you were hilarious. I couldnt stop laughing. You were by far, the best on the show. I just wanted to let ya know
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First Name : Julie
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URL : http://just_joolz.tripod.com/carolynn.html
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Favorite Comic : Eddie Izzard/Sam Kinison
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Computer Programmer Rap
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Birthday : October 3rd
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I'd like to teach the World... : not to sweat the small stuff!
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Comments : I just saw you on Premium Blend on Comedy Central. Very funny!!!! I have loved Stand up and Improv for Many years and always look forward to seeing 'new' faces! I really enjoyed this brief example of your talent. I look forward to being able to see more t
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First Name : karticka
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : ladies who keep male friends and never date them
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Birthday : 7/7/67
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I'd like to teach the World... : to listen to context clues (fopund in punch lines)
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Comments : good luck with your career
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First Name : Nichole
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : Cedrick the Entertainer
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Being a rapper / website creator
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Birthday : September 11, 1981
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I'd like to teach the World... : To be there selves and live their dreams. Make each day worth it because you never know what may happen. So go out and experience new things and meet new people. Be honest with yourself before you can be honest to others.
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Comments : Hi Dwayne! I thought I'd go ahead and sign your guess book after I wrote you an e-mail. I hope maybe you could write me something back perhaps. I would have a picture but my computer is going through some technical difficulties at the moment. I hope to he
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First Name : Debi
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : Robin Williams
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Women who like a guy but not "like that".
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Birthday : 5/25/54
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I'd like to teach the World... : That no race or religion is "the superior one".
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Comments : I just watched you on Comedy Central and thought you was really funny. I believe you'll go far. Your jokes are funny and make you think too.
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First Name : Jeff
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URL : Roberts
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : ladies and thier like you but not that way
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Birthday : 10/21/78
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I'd like to teach the World... : UNITY, and cleanlyness
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Comments : you are th man dog keep up the good work
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First Name : David
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URL :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : all
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Birthday : mine or yours?
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I'd like to teach the World... : italian
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Comments : just saw you on premium blend and I went to your web site. Do I need to say that I thought you you were histerical?
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT ENGLISH...................................
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT ENGLISH...................................
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT ENGLISH...................................
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT ENGLISH...................................
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT ENGLISH...................................
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Edward
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URL :
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computers rapper!!!!!!!!
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Birthday : january 01, 8798
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT ENGLISH...................................
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Comments : dwayne is the man of the fucking hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it...............!!!!!!!!
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First Name : Rob
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URL : http://www.midnightminds.com/rvc
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Favorite Comic : Spider Man (Oh, you probable meant stand-up!?)
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : The one about women and their favorite boy friend, never boyfriend
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Birthday : 5/6/76
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I'd like to teach the World... : Take a moment and really enjoy a crap…not feel so rushed.
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Comments : It's just a site about me and what I'm doing.
Saw you on comedy central, enjoyed the show...thanks for the laughs!
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First Name : Fernando
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URL : http://members.blackplanet.com/sr_tiago/
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Favorite Comic : ?
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : all of them
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Birthday : March 10, 1975
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I'd like to teach the World... : to give alittle more (to me!!!)
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Comments : A wonderful comedian with a promising future... good luck.
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First Name : Will
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URL : yeah, i've got one
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Favorite Comic : Chris Tucker & Dwayne
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "If I wasnt doing rap music, I'd be desingin' web pages right now, dawg."
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Birthday : 1/14/87
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I'd like to teach the World... : to ease up a little
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Comments : WHAZZUUPP?¿?¿ Yo man you're the funniest guy I've ever seen on premium blend, man. Keep doin what you're doin, and you'll be fine.
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First Name : Christine
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URL :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : too many to remember
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Birthday : 1/24
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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Comments :
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First Name : Rani
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Email : rawashin@wharton.upenn.edu
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Favorite Comic : DP
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Moby
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Birthday : 5/25
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I'd like to teach the World... : to relax
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URL :
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Comments : Terps Rule!
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First Name : john david
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Email : johndavidcomic@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : me
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : all
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Birthday : yes many of them..
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I'd like to teach the World... : to send me beer
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URL :
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Comments : hi d-wayne, whats goin on bud.
long time! just droppin in to say hello..... see ya soon, J.D.
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First Name : Todd
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Email : redtodd@mediaone.net
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Favorite Comic : Dane Cook
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : IBM/Apple Gang Wars
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Birthday : 3/5/74
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to laugh at what they think they aren't allowed to.
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URL :
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Comments :
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First Name : Kurt
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Email : Fletcher
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Favorite Comic : Robin Williams
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Best Male Friend
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Birthday : 13/02/69
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I'd like to teach the World... : to Play nice
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URL :
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Comments : Just saw the Premiem Blend Show you did.... And You are Bloody Funny... you should Come out to Austraila for the Melbourne Comedy Festivl
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First Name : Alison Block
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Email : blockparty118@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : David Letterman
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : too hard to narrow down to one
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Birthday : 7/18/78
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I'd like to teach the World... : that work should begin no earlier than noon.
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URL :
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Comments : Hi Dwayne,
My name is Alison Block. I am a stand-up comedian in LA. I'm friends with Matt Harowitz who told me I should contact you. I'm interested in checking out the Boston comedy scene this summer becuase I'm thinkning of moving there. I was hoping yo
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First Name : David
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Email : RattiganD@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins/Tony Mochetto
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : First day of homelessness
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Birthday : September 16
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I'd like to teach the World... : to clean up after their dogs.
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URL :
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Comments : Hey Dwayne!!! This is a fine web page. Nice to see you doing well. —DR
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First Name : Sarah
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Email : sassyg_2000_uk@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Graham Norton (he's English OK!!!)
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Women who never date their male friends
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Birthday : 04/10/81 (I expect a card)
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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URL :
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Comments : I eventually checked out your website, looking very sexy I must say, SASx
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First Name : David Bonfadini
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Email : 3232015579@pagenetmessage.net
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Favorite Comic : Dan Aykroid
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : so many to choose from
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Birthday : 11-03-81
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I'd like to teach the World... : that being yourself is ok!
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URL :
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Comments : It was more then a pleasure working with you on Barstow 2008 it was more an honored.
David Bonfadini (Erik Estrada Finch)
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First Name : Judh
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Email : Grandchamps Jr.
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Favorite Comic : Paul Moonie
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : I could break most locks with a credit card
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : to sing in perfect harmony....da daaa da daaaa da daaaaaaaaa da daaaaaaa. da daa daa daaaa da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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URL :
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Comments : when the hell are you going to change that picture on the front of your website?!!! You look CRAZY
Love you dude, Keep up the great work!!!
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First Name : Ben
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Email : jjcbc@swbell.net
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Favorite Comic : Pablo Sanchez or Francisco or something I saw him on Comedy Central along time ago and I forgot his name but he is the funniest guy ever
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : programmer rap
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Birthday : Why? 7/15
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I'd like to teach the World... : that all comedies must have atleast one funny scene or they wouldn't be comedies.
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URL : http://whowouldvethought.cjb.net
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Comments : I saw you on premium blend tonight. Funny stuff. I guess website promotion on TV works.
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First Name : Len Pal
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Email : lenpal@bigfoot.com
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Favorite Comic : Allan Havey
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : The resume thing
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Birthday : 09/19/70
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I'd like to teach the World... : C++
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URL : http://www.lenpal.com
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Comments : Saw you just now on Comedy Central. The resume thing knocked me on my ass - I HAVE that resume! I didn't get hired, but yeah, they call me all the time to complain about the guys that DID get the job...
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First Name : Tanner
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Email : tanner@stupidboy.com
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Favorite Comic : Eddie Murphy
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : best guy-friend for women
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Birthday : 12/29/1975
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I'd like to teach the World... : equality is a state of mind
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URL : http://www.stupidboy.com
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Comments : Dwayne, your approach to comedy is refeshing and fun. I hope things continue to go well for you in the future.
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First Name : Zackary
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Email :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : to sing in perfect harmony.....
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URL :
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Comments : Great site... Saw you on Premium Blend, Some funny stuff
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First Name : Candi
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Email : crazysox3@aol.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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URL :
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Comments : Scream at me man!!!
You are so funny and so cute.
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First Name : Stephan
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Email : steph333@swbell.net
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Favorite Comic : Mike Myers
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Girlfriend with male best friend
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Birthday : June 28
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I'd like to teach the World... : to spin in the other direction
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URL : http://www.users.texomaonline.com/dsteril
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Comments : I have seen you on the same episode of Premium Blend about five times. Dude you ROCK.
Peace, Love, and Macoroni
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First Name : Dee
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : Damon/Keenan Wayans
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Homless in hotel lobby/Gang banging computer programmer
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Birthday : 4/20/76
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I'd like to teach the World... : PEACE!!
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URL :
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Comments : My first time seeing Dwayne ever was on comedy central 5/18/01,(hosted by Tommy Davidson) and it was good to see a brother perform what I considered good comedy. Not the same ol' same ol' jokes you hear now a days. Keep up the good work! Keep up the good
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First Name : Shadia
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Email : princessslim7@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : molly shannon and jimmy fallon, do they count?
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : I've only seen you on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, wow the whole rapping thing made me cry. I haven't laughed like that in a long time!
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Birthday : 6/24/83
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I'd like to teach the World... : to get over it! just laugh.
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URL :
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Comments : can i have your abortion?
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First Name : Michel
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Email : HwoodCats@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins Now
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : About the rapping computer guy
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Birthday : 6/2/70
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to build computers so nobody has to pay high prices for them anymore.
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URL : http://www.jmwebdesigners.com
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Comments : I just watched you on permium blend and I think you are so funny. Really cool website by the way.
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First Name : Kathy
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock/Seinfeld
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computer rap
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Birthday : 3-25
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I'd like to teach the World... : to laugh
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URL :
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Comments : Saw you on Premium Blend, and you shined. That show really needed a Dwayne Perkins because the show has WAY too many TERRIBLE comedians. Comedy central should stop playing it usual rotation of NERDS movies and WIN BEN STEIN'S MONEY, and recognize this rea
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First Name : Landis
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Email : bdlightman@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Don't have a favorite, per se.
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Enjoyed them all
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Birthday : 10/13/77
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I'd like to teach the World... : not to be afraid of technology.
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URL :
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Comments : Saw you on Premium Blend the other night. Laughed my a$$ off. Look foreward to seeing more of you in the future. Good luck!
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First Name : Cliff
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Email : crbspan@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : UR
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Trying to say "Salsa"
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Birthday : My 29th
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I'd like to teach the World... : to vote
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URL :
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Comments : It was nice to meet you in SA. I'll look for your return; drop me an e-mail if you're close.
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First Name : jennifer
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Email : bigballanjmoney
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Favorite Comic : u&chris rock
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday : 3/11/82
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I'd like to teach the World... : to respect everyone
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URL :
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Comments :
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First Name : Casey
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Email : casey_picker@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "Website!" joke & Hotel homeless joke
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Birthday : 4/21/81
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to use a computer.
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URL : http://picker.cjb.net
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Comments : I saw you on comedy central, and thought you were pretty funny, so I visited your website. Keep it up!
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