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First Name : cole
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Email : Comrider@optonline.net
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Birthday : 11/7/84
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First Name : Tony
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Email : tonyoros@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Patton Oswald, George Carlin
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : (been too long!)
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Birthday : Aug 18
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I'd like to teach the World... : courage
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URL : www.egodog.com
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Comments : Dwayne, there are occasionally those who push to elevate their profession. You're a rarity: a talent with work ethic. I honestly feel what you're doing is a noble and brave mission - DON'T STOP. EVER.
Courage,
Tony Oros
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First Name : shawn
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Email : ggods@gamebox.net
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Favorite Comic : archie
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : if i wasn't doing rap music, i'd be making a website right now.
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Birthday : 9-21
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to refill pencil led
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URL : http://www.ggods.com
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Comments : saw you on Comedy central dwayne, you fucking rule.
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First Name : Matt
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : Anyone who makes me laugh
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : WEBSITE!!!!
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Comments : I just have one word. WEBSITE!
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First Name : Mark Johnson
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Email : email@digitaloldschool.com
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Favorite Comic : Lewis Black
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "web site..."
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Birthday : 11-14-72
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I'd like to teach the World... : computer basics
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URL : http://www.digitaloldschool.com
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Comments : Caught your act on Premium Blend (07-06-01), I laughed :)
Wondering if you did your own site...
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First Name : april
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Email : sweetchild068@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : drew carrey
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Websites! hahah
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Birthday : april 18th
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I'd like to teach the World... : caring and responsiblity to help one another.
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URL : http://cristalena.diaryland.com
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Comments : i just saw when you were on premium blend... very fun, keep it up!
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First Name : Charlie
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Email : walkingcorpse@totaldeath.com
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Favorite Comic : Mitch (i forget his last name)
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : migrating homeless people
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Birthday : 2-21-85
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Comments : great material, dwayne. keep up the excellent work. :)
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First Name : Jason
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Email : jaypurdue@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Denis Leary
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Website!!
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Birthday : 9-15-76
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I'd like to teach the World... : to not try to help me do my job.
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First Name : Sean
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Email : melsean@earthlink.net
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Favorite Comic : Bill Hicks
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : First day Homeless
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Birthday : 8-1-59
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I'd like to teach the World... : love peace and happyness
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URL : altonstudios.com
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Comments : I used to work at the Comedy zone for four years,and I learned to apprieciate good comics. You are one. I watched you 7-6-01 comedy central. look forward to seeing more. Keep up the exellant work.
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First Name : Pam
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Email : ybp868@alltel.com
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Favorite Comic : whoever is clean
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : can't remember; but I will next time.
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Birthday : 01-31-53 (but I look/act much younger!)
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I'd like to teach the World... : to be unselfish
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URL : what's a URL?
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Comments : I saw your too-short act on Premium Blend tonight. You were clean and soooo funny - keep it up!
God bless you!
-- Pam
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First Name : Al
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : David Alan Grier
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Websiiitttteeeee
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : Martial Arts
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URL : www.treehousecollective.net
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Comments : Keep it up Dwayne!!!
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First Name : Susan
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Email : blueroses_c@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Anyone that can make me laugh out loud
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : WEBSITE and Homeless -- good times good times
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Birthday : 08/14/78
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Comments : Hey saw you on Premium blend 2x. The second being tonight 07/06/01. Your great. Come to Sacramento some time!! (go to Laughs Unlimited)
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First Name : Kevin
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Email : red_dust72@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : First Day Homeless
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Birthday : 6-15-86
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I'd like to teach the World... : how many licks it takes 2 get 2 the center of a tootsie pop
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URL : www.geocities.com/red_dust72
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Comments : Yer 1 funny fella' Dwayne, I would like to submit my own joke. It's more of a funny statement but yeah.Sometimes I don't think, Example. Late one night I was cooking Chef BoyArDe ABC123's and decided I wanted more and poured in some dinosaurs. Thus result
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First Name : Tim
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Email : Ryketi@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : the amazing jonathan
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : talking about how tough rappers are and if I wasn't rapping, I'd ba designing a website. (actually, that's what you did)
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Birthday : 2-15-86
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to play citywide tag like in that commercial
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Comments : U rock Dwayne!
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First Name : Merrissa
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Email : Kandykissezzz@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the one about u being a rapper rappin about websites
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I'd like to teach the World... : selflessness
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Comments : Hey i was watching comedy central last night for a couple of hours when they were having a premium blend marathon type thing...i just wanted to say out of all the people i saw i thought u were by far the funniest..and keep up the great work
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First Name : Marissa
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Email : geeksrs@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Sinbad
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "If I wasent a rap star Id be making websites right now"
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Birthday : January 8
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I'd like to teach the World... : Happyness
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First Name : Matt
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Email : Matt249er@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : George Carlin, Dave Chapelle
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : The one about women with guy friends that they'll never get with
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Birthday : 2/25/84
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I'd like to teach the World... : that Dwayne is the man
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Comments : Dwayne, you're a funny ass guy. I hope to see more of you on TV in the future(and I'm sure I will, you're quite a talent.) You should have a clip of the whole comedy central special you did on the site though.
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First Name : steve
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Email :
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Comments : i saw u on premium blende.it was great.
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First Name : MEL
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Email : bricatone@earthlink.net
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Comments : Hi Dwayne, it took me some time to get to your site, I saw you on Comedy Central a couple weeks ago and I really enjoyed watching you. I don't remember any particular joke, just know I really enjoyed them. I will enjoy watching your rise to the top becaus
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First Name : Jennifer
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Email : Lawrence
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Favorite Comic : Lewis Black
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Your entire premium blend segment
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : to laugh!
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URL :
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Comments : I thought Premium Blend's rerun last week was great... Dwayne Perkins is hilarious. His comedy is different than anything I've ever seen! I even just emailed Comedy Central to tell them so! Keep it up Dwayne! Please come to the midwest!
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First Name : steve
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Email : kickin1299@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : i dont have a fav.
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "websiiiiiite!"
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Birthday : 4-24-86
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I'd like to teach the World... : to laugh more
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URL :
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Comments : y0...sup dwayne...you r a funny guy
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First Name : Chris
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : Richard Pryor
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : first day homeless
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : metaphysics
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URL : http://www.eyeonyour.com
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Comments : I saw you on premium blend. I had to laugh basically because of your jokes. The two guys on before you smelled and you came back to save the show from making me feel like I wasted my time. Don't ever quit. Your web site is very cool, if you did it. If not
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First Name : Gary
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Email : garygulman@mediaone.net
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Favorite Comic : Reiser
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : She just sucked his dick!
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Birthday : 7/17
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I'd like to teach the World... : please!
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Comments : I'm online pal!
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First Name : The Female Master Shredder
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Email : gothicbloodyrose@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Dana Carvey
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Website!
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Birthday : July 28th
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I'd like to teach the World... : My perspective on hopelessness and worthlessness, writing blunders can kill, and racism will be the death of the oppressors
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URL : http://www.geocities.com/sanguinarygoth
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Comments : Hey dude! I saw you on premium blend. Very good stuff my man. Keep up the good work!
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First Name : joe
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Email : ladiesman@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : archie
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : first day homeless
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Birthday : 12/02/79
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I'd like to teach the World... : nothing
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URL :
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Comments : what a great comedian.. hey is that him on the new fruit of the looms underwear commercial. the one with the guys talking in the mirror saying "i do"????
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First Name : Glenn Mcbride Jr
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Email : gproduction@msn.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins, Vince Morris , Eddie Murphy, Keenen Ivory Wayans and myself.
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : About the homeless people going south
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Birthday : May 31, 1983
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I'd like to teach the World... : To laugh about the bad things in their lives.
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Comments : I'm a big fan. I'm 18 years old and a steady working comic. I only perform at my church, school and job. So far I have done well. I have my own site. I would like u to sign my guestbook. Go to
http://www.geocities.com/lil_gdiddy_18/Who_s_Da_Man_.html Pea
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First Name : lawayne perkins
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Email : melindaperkins
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Favorite Comic : tupac
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the one he has not told
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Birthday : 1ad
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I'd like to teach the World... : I not a player no more
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First Name : that dude
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Email : stuff@stuff.com
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Favorite Comic : i dunno
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : some stuff
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Birthday : i dunno
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I'd like to teach the World... : nuthin
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URL : www.ass.com
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Comments : dude, funny fucker yo, seriously keep it up. you'll do good
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First Name : yukoo
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Email : yukoogai@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : throw your disk in the air
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Birthday : yeah every once in a while
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I'd like to teach the World... : to fuck like jack rabbits
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URL : is mostly clear but sometimes yellow.
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Comments : dude you rocked. just saw ya on t.v and i laughed my ass off. keep up the good work and oh by the way the only thing real here is my comments to you nad the email addy
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First Name : Timothy
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Email : tcx@tcxmusic.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : The whole bit on girls with guy friends
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Birthday : 04/03/77
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I'd like to teach the World... : to sing in perfect harmony.
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URL : http://www.tcxmusic.com
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Comments : I just saw your stand up on comedy central and i freaking laughed my ass off. that is one of the funniest routines ive seen in a long time. Come down to University of Florida and do Gator Growl (our homecoming), will ya???
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First Name : Kasha
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Email : www.ahsak@aol.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : If i was rapper
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : to love and respect eachother
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URL :
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Comments : I saw a few seconds of your act and it was very good! I'm soooo proud of you and I wish you the best. I wish I had some time to see your shows in CA, when you come to NY I will be there!
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First Name : Renee
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Email : Ladybug88@blackplanet.com
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Favorite Comic : TBD (to be determined)
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : analogy on "nice" male friend and job applicant
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Birthday : 9-23-60
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I'd like to teach the World... : Compassion
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Comments : Dwayne. Thank you for sharing your gift. You make us laugh, smile, without the use of profanity or vulgarity. Rare indeed. You are truly the consumate professional.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.
May God Bless Your endeavors.
-I'd love to see one of
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First Name : Trent
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Email : lesa27@earthlink.net
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Favorite Comic : Steve Martin/Phil Hartman
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Friends and Lactose intolerance
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Birthday : 2.6.67
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I'd like to teach the World... : to do it my way
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URL :
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Comments : I liked you appearance on Comedy Central...keep it up and break a leg. If you come to West Palm Beach, FL, let us know and we will come see you.
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First Name : Tyler
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Email : tyler@noeraser.com
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Favorite Comic : You?
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : ...WEBSITE!
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Birthday : 10.05.80
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I'd like to teach the World... : to read more comic books..
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URL : www.noeraser.com
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Comments : just caught ya on premium blend, some funny shit man! being that i made my own site from scratch, i dug your computer programmer bit. hope ta catch ya live sometime
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First Name : jeanine
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Email : backstagebetty@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Dennis Miller
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : The bit about it being wrong to have great guy friends and not liking them "that way" . funny stuff
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Birthday : 1/20/82
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I'd like to teach the World... : laugh at all costs
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Comments : i like your style man. very refreshing. keep it up
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First Name : Molly
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Email : maemcg@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Dave Attell
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Homeless
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Birthday : 03/17/75
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I'd like to teach the World... : to recognize our potential
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URL :
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Comments : Goodluck on your journey to becoming a SUPERSTAR, seriously your act is very funny, thankyou
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First Name : Laura
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Email : laurao07@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Lewis Black
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "I'm not tough-I'm a computer programmer. If I wasn't doing rap music...I'd be making a website right now.."
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Birthday : July 2
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to roll step in a marching band and "guide right"
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URL :
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Comments : Enjoyed the show on Premium Blend. Keep it going, very funny. :D
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First Name : Adam
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Email : nyzquietstorm@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : you, damon wayans, jon stewart, dennis miller
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "website!"
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Birthday : 4/18/85
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I'd like to teach the World... : to pay comics more for their work
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URL : http://www.forbiddenpower.net/infamous
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Comments : Hi, I just saw your act last night on Comedy Central. It certainly was refreshing to find a comedian so close in common with me. Well, other than the fact that I'm white. I too enjoy rap, I design websites, I definetly hate playing the role of a girls "go
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First Name : Sean
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Email : seanzodude@hotmail
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Favorite Comic : As long as they don't suck
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Even though you have no chance of getting this job, can we call you and bitch about how much the person we do hire sucks?
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Birthday : 11/13/85
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I'd like to teach the World... : my sense of humor
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URL :
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Comments : Hey man, ROCK ON! Ur lucky I am busy masturbating, or I'd be robben your house...right now!
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First Name : Rachel
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Email : silentscreams@everclearfanatic.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins and Mitch Hedburg
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "i like him, but not in that way"/"you're very qualified, but we're not gonna hire you"
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Birthday : 06/25/85
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to not act stupid
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URL :
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Comments : You are one of the most hilarious comics that Comedy Central's Premium Blend has seen in a long while! I cracked up at you for days straight! Keep up the good work!
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First Name : Doug
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Email : dougus@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Comments : Congrats on everything Dwayne. I know this is gonna sound really corny but I went to T.A.T. with you back in Brooklyn. You were hilarious then and you still are today. Best of luck. Doug.
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First Name : Tisha
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Email : TishaSHart@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Birthday : August 31
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I'd like to teach the World... : To smile graciously with their heart
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URL :
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First Name : Jeff Knob
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Email : knobalicious@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Andy Dick
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : homeless
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Birthday : 6/04/80
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to jam on the guitar
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URL :
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Comments : Dwyane Perkins is very funny.. I saw him on Comedy central and was hooked immediately. When are you gonna do a show in my area??
FATE is great
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First Name : Lauren
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Email : Rangerf10@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : anyone that makes me laugh
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : I don't realy remember i saw you on comedy central and i was rolling on the floor
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Birthday : febuary 20, 1982
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I'd like to teach the World... : To always smile
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URL : What is that?
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Comments : You were realy funny, you realy are a great performer. I love it!!
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First Name : Brenda
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Email : Spcy-Latina1@webtv.net
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock And You Of Course:)
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : All Of Them! Your Too Funny.
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Birthday : 7/22/68
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I'd like to teach the World... : How To Live In Peace
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URL : http://www.geocities.com/dumbduck2
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Comments : Hey Dwayne Kool Website...We Love You Man You Rock! Your Too Funny!
Anyway Why Not Put Some Jokes On Here...If You Do Give Me A Hollar!
All The Best To You! Peace..Your #1 Fan...Brenda AKA Latina And Very Spicy At That:)
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First Name : Brenda
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Email : Spcy-Latina1@webtv.net
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock And You Of Course:)
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : All Of Them! Your Too Funny.
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Birthday : 7/22/68
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I'd like to teach the World... : How To Live In Peace
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URL : http://www.geocities.com/dumbduck2
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Comments : Hey Dwayne Kool Website...We Love You Man You Rock! Your Too Funny!
Anyway Why Not Put Some Jokes On Here...If You Do Give Me A Hollar!
All The Best To You! Peace..Your #1 Fan...Brenda AKA Latina And Very Spicy At That:)
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First Name : Brandan
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Email : brandankelly@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Birthday : 12-9-81
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I'd like to teach the World... : just to be themselves
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URL :
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Comments : I really enjoyed your show in Lake Havasu, and really enjoyed talking to you and watching world series
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First Name : Jamie
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Email : tyrelledwards@netscape.net
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Favorite Comic : Chris Tucker
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday : 07-19-1977
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I'd like to teach the World... : To contuine to come together in our time of need and pray like we have never prayed before for our country.
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Comments : Keep up the good work Dwayne.
Love your little cuz Tyrell Jamie Edwards
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First Name : Mark
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Email : mark_coyle@hms.harvard.edu
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Favorite Comic : Eddie Murphy and Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : I was gonna say the computer programmer rapper one, but that appears to be quite a favorite. So I will say the bitch ate my haircut joke.
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Birthday : 7/25
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I'd like to teach the World... : Racial Harmony....
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Comments : Hey Dwayne,
Just paying your website a visit. When I saw you in Boston at the Hong Kong you were too funny. Keep doing your thang, good luck in 2002.
Peace...
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