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First Name : Bobbie
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Email : vball_player_00@yahoo.com
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Birthday : March 23, 1988
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Comments : Hey, I just watched you on Premium Blend maybe 2 minutes ago and I loved it! Thanks for the lesson in life about that great guy friend that we really like, but don't like "that way"!!
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First Name : John
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Email : escher@ec.rr.com
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "best friend" compared to job interview
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Birthday : 11/06/65
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I'd like to teach the World... : ..dont keep hitting the keys if your computer's busy doing something...
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Comments : Saw you on Comedy Central's Premium Blend. Was very impressed! Would love if you'd do a show in Raleigh, NC!
Great stuff, almost wet myself!
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First Name : Rachel
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Email : rachelgirlwonder@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Tig
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Computer Programmer Rap
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Birthday : October 5 1980
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I'd like to teach the World... : To live as nudists
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URL : rachelgirlwonder.iwarp.com
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Comments : Yeah, that's just amazing.
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First Name : cliff
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Email : pikmaster2003@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : dont have one
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : all of em
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Birthday : 1/18/87
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I'd like to teach the World... : to have a sense of humor
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Comments : i just whactched premium blend and u were on it and it was funny as hell ur one of the funniest ive ever seen, im one of those guys whose a girls best friend lol
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First Name : Erik
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Email : erik_lindquist@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Richard Pryor
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Migrating Homeless
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I'd like to teach the World... : To make money.
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Comments : Just saw your Premium Blend show and I decided to hit your page and just say great show. I'm in a very similar boat as you. I've been a sw developer since 1994. I also liked the 'ctrl-alt-delete' symbol at the end of the show.
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First Name : relativ
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : gallagher
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : web-siiiiiite
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Birthday : 4-5-72
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I'd like to teach the World... : to imagine your life, then go live it
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Comments : Saw you on Premium Blend. Very funny. Keep it real. We all like the clean, sober approach to comedy.
Peace
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First Name : rye
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Email : rye720@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Adam Carolla
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : prob computer programmer rapper
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Birthday : july 20th
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I'd like to teach the World... : stop taking everything so seriously
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URL :
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Comments : hey i just saw you on premium blend for the first time, i wish i had heard of you earlier, haha you were the funniest guy ive seen on there in a long time. u should come to louisville sometime
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First Name : Ken
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Email : pater_grandis@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Me
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Before he was a rapper he worked on computers
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Birthday : 1/22/64
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I'd like to teach the World... : to stay the hell out of the fast lane when they're talking on the cell phone.
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Comments : You're too funny!
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First Name : Eric
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Email : eburney68@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Richard Pryor
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "Web-siiieeeettteee"
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Birthday : 10/17/68
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I'd like to teach the World... : Kindness
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URL :
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Comments : Dwayne,
Caught you on Premium Blend and just wanted you to know I enjoyed your segment. Very funny stuff; I'll be on the lookout for you live. I live in northwest Arkansas within a short drive major points in Oklahoma and Texas. If you're ever out this w
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First Name : Pete
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : Dane Cook
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : girls who like their guy friend but not in "that way"
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Birthday : 4/26/82
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to shower
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Comments : I just saw your routine on premium blend, good stuff.
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First Name : deliberate1
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Email : deliberate1@angryforlife.com
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Favorite Comic : you
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : rappers
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Birthday : 2-7-84
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I'd like to teach the World... : satanism
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URL : angelfire.com/freak/deliberate
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Comments : i just finished watching yur skit on comedy central, i didnt think there really was a swayneperkins.com, just neat....
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First Name : Matman
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Email : Cozmo631@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Homeless
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Birthday : 6/29
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I'd like to teach the World... : How to wrestle
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URL :
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Comments : yo i saw you last night on comedy cenral and you were mad funny saying how homeless people go to florida for the winter.
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First Name : Lee
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Email : shawnmarion_312000@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Bill Cosby
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER ONE!!!! WEB-SITE!!
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Birthday : 9/6
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I'd like to teach the World... : What comedy is
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Comments : Dwayne. You are hillarious, I also liked your joke on premium blend about a girl having a "guy-friend"! Keep going Dwayne
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First Name : Stefani
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Email : Stefani_jf7@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : A rapper tells you "If i werent rappin, id be robbing your house right now" and i were a rapper id be designing web pages right now!
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Birthday : aug, 20
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I'd like to teach the World... : that comedy is always a great thing to have no matteer what situation!!
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Comments : Dwayne,
I watched you on comedy central last night, and i thaught you were the best comedian that was there! You have so much energy, and you know how to make people laugh, i know you made me laugh! You really have a great talent for making people laugh
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Rap talking computer programmer
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Birthday :
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Comments : Sent this to Comedy Central. "Saw Dwayne Perkins June 9th on Premium Blend. He was the best. He reminds me of a young, but clean mouthed, Eddie
Murphy. If you intend to feature him again, I would love to watch. I will check back at your site for schedul
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First Name : Anthony
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Email : MtFreak@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : comedian?
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the one on the hotel thing was halarious
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Birthday : August 31,1987
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I'd like to teach the World... : too be better to eacj other
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URL : sorry dude,i dont have a web.
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Comments : Dude you have to be one of the most halrious comedian ever!!!I think you are pretty funny because you tell jokes about real life....dude you gotta e-mail me man.....MtFreak@aol.com
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First Name : pj
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Email : grandpuh@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : .....
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : All of them are Funny as hell
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : To be funny......................................and how to box
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Comments : HEY..Saw you on PB...thast some funny shit man keep it up i want to see you on tv some more even though it was short it was the most ive laughed in that amount of time i hope to see you on comedy central presents so you get your own full hour.
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First Name : Austen
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Email : austen_ledford@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins, and Jerry Seinfeld... ok mostly Jerry but Dwayne is up there too!
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Non Drinker with Drinking Friends
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Birthday : 3/24/86
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I'd like to teach the World... : Austen Is Good!
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URL : www.zap.to/ace247
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Comments : Well, I watched Premium Blend last night and came here right after you left the stage to see what you were all about. All day today I couldn't help but think about that drinking joke. It had me cracking up all day and I am actually laughing at it as I typ
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First Name : Eric
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Email : thisisnuntter@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : ionno
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : all of them lol
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Birthday : 10./30/85
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I'd like to teach the World... : humor?
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URL : ww.thegarde.com
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Comments : your a funny ass guy =D
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First Name : Vidar Nyvoll Temte
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Email : Vidarnt@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Colin Powell
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "The one with the drinking press"
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Birthday : 3-24-84
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I'd like to teach the World... : That what the world needs now is something funny...
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Comments : Heey! Just wanted to remind you that you're still the funniest dude on the planet!
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First Name : Angela
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Email :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : to relax.
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URL :
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Comments : I guess I'll join the masses and mention that I saw you on Premium Blend. I fell out of my chair laughing when you did the 'male friend' joke. Excellent stuff and so true (according to my boyfriend). Thanks for the laughs.
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First Name : cory
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Email : kadams@indy.net
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Favorite Comic : dana carvey
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the one where he raps about websites
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Birthday : june 8
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I'd like to teach the World... : too live in harmony.
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URL :
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Comments : you should have a comedy central special, no reason not to
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First Name : thabo
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Email : kamikazemaseru@yahoo.co.uk
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the one about your girl in the morning shoutinr "herculis"
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Birthday : 04 feb 1977
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I'd like to teach the World... : about luv,trust and happiness
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URL :
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Comments : yo man after watching your show at the gold reef city in S.A,I figured the least i could do was 2 drop u e-mail and say wasssup!!keep rockin
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First Name : buhle
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Email : www.buhle@yfm.co.za
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Favorite Comic : dwayne perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : if i wasnt a rapper
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Birthday : 7 march 1979
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I'd like to teach the World... : life isnt a dress rehearsal,we dont get a second chance!!!
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Comments : u r a great comedianand an even better friend.i really enjoyed your company.
u are a STAR
BUHLE
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First Name : neo
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Email : nmolamu@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : eddie murphy
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : angry rapper dude
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Birthday : 9th june 1978
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I'd like to teach the World... : love, peace + nappiness
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URL : what?
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Comments : props dwayne, come back to jhb to rock a full set.
one.
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First Name : Shana Saunders
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Email : shananigan411@aol.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Birthday : June 4
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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First Name : RELEBOGILE
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Email : kb.mokoto@freemail.absa.co.za
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Favorite Comic : KEENAN IVORY
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : NUMBER CARDS
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Birthday : 26 JUNE 1973
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I'd like to teach the World... : TO LEARN TO TRULY LOVE AGAIN
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Comments : MY HUSBAND AND I TRULY ENJOYED YOUR REFRESHING AND HIP PERFORMANCE AT GOLD REEF CITY. PLEASE COME BACK AGAIN AND ROCK THE CITY.
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First Name : Annie
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Email : yakkin@aol.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Don't have one yet
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Birthday : October
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I'd like to teach the World... : to be more forgiving and patient with each other
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URL :
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Comments : I knew Wayne on his first job at Digital Equipment Corporation - liked him immediately.
And we both volunteered on the annual City Year for Boston.
Dwayne - you are terrific! I'm glad to see you are doing well!
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First Name : Tarun Shetty
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Email :
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Favorite Comic :
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Comments : You should publish your guestbook. Good reading material.
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First Name : gerardo
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Email : gerardocrobles@hotmail.com
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Birthday :
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First Name : Dean
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Email : djelvis_2000@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Chris Rock
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : about women who want to just be friends with a man
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Birthday : 05/16/63
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I'd like to teach the World... : about football
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URL : www.geocities.com/djelvis_2000
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Comments : You hit the nail right on the head when you talked about women who just want to be friends with a great guy. You compared it to a company turning down a perfect employee and hiring a drunk. "But can we call you every month to complain about the man we did
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First Name : James Howard
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Email : JaHoward@syjcc.org
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Favorite Comic : Big Dog
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Comments : Yo, Dwayne how the hell are you. Stay in contact big dog.
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First Name : Tarun
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Email :
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Comments : Hi Dwayne,
Just dropping by. You look good!
--ts
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First Name : Crystal
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Email : crystal@peach-jollyrancher.com
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Favorite Comic : Jimmy Fallon
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Web-siiite
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Birthday : 6-8-85
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I'd like to teach the World... : something funny :)
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URL : http://jimmy.peach-jollyrancher.com
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Comments : I saw you on premium blend a while ago. I emailed you too and I was sooo excited you emailed me back. I thought I would sign your guestbook as well. So keep being funny and maybe I'll see you one day while I am trying to be a comic :)
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First Name : LAWAYN
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Email : LLP213@NYU.EDU
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Favorite Comic : ME
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : THE ONE ABOUT ME
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Birthday : MY DAY
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I'd like to teach the World... : ME
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Comments : STOP FRONTING SON YOU NO WHO'S THE NUMBER ONE STUNNER
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First Name : Greg
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Email : XGBGO99@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic : Jerry Seinfeld
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : computer rapper
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Birthday : 5/12/1988
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I'd like to teach the World... : to shut up
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Comments : You are funny shit.
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First Name : Joe
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Email : Jman0086@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Dane Cook
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday :
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First Name : Michael
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Email : MiketheGreat@optonline.net
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : I'd be a rapper if I were tough enough
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... : Not to be republican
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Comments : Great on Premium Blend! Very funny!
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First Name : brad
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Email :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : on premium blend 11-8-02
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Birthday : 4-16-88
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I'd like to teach the World... : to fly
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First Name : Daniel
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Email : HellaDaniel@yahoo.com
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Computer Programmer Rap
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Birthday :
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Comments : Hey, man.. i just watched Premium Blend 5 minutes ago. Your a funny dude.. just lettin' ya know man
PEACE
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First Name : Matt
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Email : IVIatt@msn.com
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Favorite Comic : Adam Sandler
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Best Friend Interview
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Birthday : 12/27/87
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I'd like to teach the World... : tons of useless information
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URL :
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Comments : I just saw you on premium blend!
You Tore it up.
your great man!
Funny Sh1t!
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First Name : Joe
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Email : Jman0086@aol.com
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Favorite Comic : Dane Cook
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : "man, if I wasn't doin rap, *pshhh*, I'd be makin websites right now
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Birthday : 6/13/86
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I'd like to teach the World... : of all I've learned from life, I can sum it up in 3 words... it goes on
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URL :
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Comments : I just saw you on premium blend on comedy central. You were quite hilarious. Keep up the good work!!
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First Name : Blake
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Email : johnson_blake1@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Dwayne Perkins
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : Rapper
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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Comments : Your comedy is great!! I would like to see you perform live.
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First Name : Ben
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Email : Benjie57@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Richard Pryor
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke :
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Birthday : 8/8/88
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I'd like to teach the World... : How to unify into one massive conglomerate
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URL :
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Comments : Dwayne. I saw you on Premium Blend. Very nice, very very PC. And you know the fact that you were painfully PC is not because it's on comedy central. Well, anyway, I thought some of the jokes were good. Put more life in your act.
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First Name : Joe M.
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Email : cnslax@lacrosse.com
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Favorite Comic : DWAYNE PERKINS!!
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : the one where he wanted to be a rapper. WEBSITE!!
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Birthday : 7/29/88
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I'd like to teach the World... : how to stand on one toe and blow bubbles.
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Comments : Dwayne has to be the funniest guy out there now!!No buts about it. Anyway I'd like to thank Dwayne for makin me laugh so hard. Oh and Dwayne "You gonna drink milk tonight. Man we got cocoa puffs and brownies." Bye,
Joe Mecca
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First Name : Dave
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Email :
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Favorite Comic : Dane Cook
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : All
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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URL : ShackTheRADIO.com
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Comments : NICE STUFF...I just saw you on Premium Blend, GREAT STUFF
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First Name : Matt
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Email : power_shaft@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : Wanda Sykes
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : I really liked the Website/Rap joke...
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Birthday : 12-29-82
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I'd like to teach the World... : To be casual, and chill with each other
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URL : www.bangwang.com
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Comments : Hey man, I just saw you on Comedy Central, and I gotta say, U are hilarious!! I also am a computer programmer, and I thinks its awesome how you are a comic and have a good sense of humor too!! Most programmers I know are mono-tone, and DULL! It's like the
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First Name : Gary
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Email :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : All
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Birthday :
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I'd like to teach the World... :
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Comments : Come to NY your are mad funny
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First Name : ronny
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Email : inspekta72@hotmail.com
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Favorite Comic : ? lots
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : If I was a rapper
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Birthday : aug. 29 1979
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I'd like to teach the World... : tolerance
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URL : www.ezekialdesign.com
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Comments : keep it up
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First Name : JESSI
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Email :
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Favorite Comic :
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Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke : HOMLESS GOIN' SOUTH
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Birthday : 1 18
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I'd like to teach the World... : THAT NOTHIN IS SO BAD IT CAN NOT BE DELT WITH
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URL :
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Comments : SAW YOU ON COMEDY STATION AND THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNY AND CLEAN. THAT IS NOT OFTEN SEEN. KEEP IT FUNNY!!!! 11/08/02
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