Ninja Please

I was actually the first person I ever heard say “Ninja Please.” I know many have since and maybe I wasn’t “thee” first but I was the first “I” heard. I used the term back in the nineties when you was all, “what’s email?”, “page me.” And I was all “How much does that cost?” […]

Consider Irateness

I went to a commercial audition today in my pajamas.  For the record, I don’t condone leaving the house in your PJs.  I also can’t cosign on showing up at any hotel’s continental breakfast in your “jams.”  I mean, even sweatpants are barely acceptable, barely.  No one is asking you to doll up just to […]

Try the Veal

      Somewhere along the line in Stand-up Comedy, someone did a joke that required a rim shot but there was no drummer present.  So instead of giving the drummer some that comedian said “try the veal,” and a staple was born.  I’ve said it dozens of times.  Heard it said hundreds of times […]

Disappearing Act

I’m a professional Stand-up Comic.  Which means I’m in the business of making people laugh.  What it really means is I work in Food and Beverage.  I have a gut feeling that we all work in Food and Beverage in some way but I’m not prepared to build that argument up.  For my profession it’s […]

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