Dwayne Perkins from Comedy Central & NBC's Funny Blog. Amusing Musings

no time like the present

to messed with

a 30 day blog-a-thon

tell your mom it’s on

and your Nan just ran to put her glasses on

turning non-believers into avid readers

girlfriends waving hands like “you gotta see this”

laugh and bend, abdomen feels like a thousand knee lifts

have to grin, can’t pretend cause you as high as a ski lift

I provide the best medicine, time for an overdose

peep it when you 1^st get in, your work day won’t be morose

I’ll always be from brooklyn, so I’ll always boast the most

so glory glory tell my story from the mountain top

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