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L-Boogie - 12/21/00 06:41:54
My Email:lboogz@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: That Special Day in MAY when I feel those Special Vibes
Favorite Comic: SCHAEFFER
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "I'm going to name my 1st born "Ginseng". "Isn't he cute look at little Ginseng", "Ginseng sit your ass down somewhere", "Ginseng take you little sister Garlic with you.""

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BROOKLYN here, sending love across all data lines of all speeds throughout the WORLD WIDE. BIG UP to DWAYNE!! STRANG-E'-- on all your success. Been trying to catch your work on Comedy Central that all these people are going bonkers over. You know, not too many upcoming shows here in Flatbush. Last time I saw you live was at D&B's in Boston....back in 96, or as you said, 9-Sickle. I'm bound to catch you sooner or later..especially since you seem to be blowing up like the WT. Your man below me, from Compaq beat me to the AMEX post. Had my back to the TV, when I heard a voice coming from the tube--back still to the TV, I focused my ears more,.."I know that voice...that voice...then I had a 1/2 second bout of nausea from that voice..I know that voice" I turned around and, Show-Nuff..."The Good Time Facilitator" himself. Man o man, Dwayne on TV, for a minute I thought it was Denzel...Smith was it? Diggin in the crates just for you. HEY YOU GOTTA PUT IT ON EM BIG D! Happy Holidays to you and your FAM. Continue to SHINE Mr. Perkins.

Tom DesRochers - 12/18/00 12:36:23
My Email:thomas.desrochers@compaq.com

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Hey Dwayne - remember me - one of the old folks back at Digital / Compaq in Maynard? I was watching the Pats play the Bills and who comes up in a commercial for Amex but you! I happened to glance up, then looked back down at the paper, and I guess my mi d remembered you. "Just call me Cupid", eh? Great to see you're doing well. Keep it up! Tom

Dwayne Perkins - 12/15/00 15:02:23
My URL:You're here now
My Email:dwayneperkins@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 3/21/xxxx
Favorite Comic: Richard Pryor

Comments:
Ha ha very funny. Big ups though to my man Dwayne Kennedy and look for his site www.dwaynekennedy.com in a few weeks. Just promise me you'll go to his site at some point and say "Great Job Dwayne Perkins" ;-) big bad - holla back -dp

Kristina - 12/12/00 23:32:42
My URL:http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com
My Email:k@bigbadchinesemama.com
Favorite Comic: dwayne kennedy
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the circus song joke...

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hey dwayne kennedy! you are hella funny, when you were on conana the other week! wow! you were funny, i love that joke about poeple sho say"you know what i am saying?" that joke is hella funny. also, what happened your dreads? in the pics on the site your dreads are gone!

E dub - 12/10/00 01:43:19
My Email:itsmebige@hotmail.com
Favorite Comic: You playa
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The last, this one, and the next one

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Yo, I saw you on Premium Blend and I used the "Contact Them" on your site to tell Comedy Central I want to see more. I hope enough people do it to get you on again. E dub

dave - 12/05/00 21:14:02
My Email:Daviow1@aol.com
Date of Birth: dont matter
Favorite Comic: a mix

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your very very funny. i saw you on comedy central, and decided to check out your webpage... you were better then everyone else. keep on making me laugh dwayne....

- 12/03/00 02:58:13

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k-dog - 11/26/00 21:07:20
My URL:http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com
My Email:k@bigbadchinesemama.com
Date of Birth: 6/4/78
Favorite Comic: dwayne perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: salmon tag line, the one i wrote for you biatch., also the "yurrraaahh" sound

Comments:
well mr. perkins you have the qualifications we are looking for, your resume is perfect, the great attitude-- and we aren't going to hire you. No, we will probably hire someone who is far less qualified and has a drinking problem.

Jay - 11/18/00 12:54:46
My Email:djjj123@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: about 29 years ago
Favorite Comic: Steve Coogan
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: first day of being homeless

Comments:
Saw you on Live at Jongleurs a few days ago, really funny, I like it. Looking forward to seeing you live in England sometime. Good luck for the future!

Ryan - 11/16/00 00:47:00
My Email:Ryan7232@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 1-12-87
Favorite Comic: Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: computer programmer rap

Comments:
I say you on Premium Blend and I cracked up over everything especially the rap.

Will Francisco - 11/15/00 18:16:19
My URL:http://www.maxpages.com/ff3comedy
My Email:will_the_wizard@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 12-7-83
Favorite Comic: Dana Carvey
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: ...this resume is so good, we're gonna use it to judge all the other candidates, and can we call you about the person we do hire and complain about them? (It's so true)

Comments:
I just want to thank you Dwayne for getting right back to me and giving me some conifdince. I know you probably don't care but I'll keep you informed about my shows and what all is going on. Thanks alot!

kris goodrich - 11/15/00 06:31:02
My Email:DR_Pnuke@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 3\26\84
Favorite Comic: dwayne perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the one about having acholism in his family and his frinds trying to get him drunk

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man you are the funnyest guy in the world ! ,i just saw you on comedy central,you were awsome ,i think i would like to have your job ,becasue i love making people laugh and you sure made me laugh today thanks kris

'The Jake' - 11/15/00 03:27:28
Date of Birth: 02/04/2000
Favorite Comic: Bill Cosby
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Guy Friends Never Get Hired!

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Hey Dwayne! Just another fan who got their first glimpse on "Premium Blend". Tossing in the website is a great touch, especially after the programmer bit. So, just a congrats on the great spot on the show. Hope things go well for you in the future!

Alan - 11/15/00 03:25:38
My Email:mrbobdude@home.com
Date of Birth: May 15th, 1986
Favorite Comic: Damon Wayans
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: What would I rap about if I was a rapper?

Comments:
Hi Dwayne, I saw you on Premium Blend. I just wanted to let you know that I thought you were really funny. Keep up the good jokes. Peace out and WEBSITE! :P

Daniel Farnstrom - 11/15/00 03:25:07
My Email:phobiussno@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 01/04/71
Favorite Comic: R.Williams and Bill Cosby
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: enjoyed all

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Just caught you for the first time on CCentral Premium Blend and I just wanted to say you made an otherwise boring Redneck night highly enjoyable---haven't laughed like that in a while. V/R New fan in KY

Diane - 11/15/00 03:23:13
My Email:divbm@excite.com
Favorite Comic: Danny Kaye
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: resume of a rejected boyfriend

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Just caught your act on the comedy channel. Liked your material and your computer background is refreshing. Hope to see you again. Diane

Jon - 11/15/00 03:23:12
My Email:str8swany@aol.com
Date of Birth: 10/15/1980
Favorite Comic: chris farley
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: computer programmer rap

Comments:
hey dwayne, i just saw you perform on comedy central, i thought i was pretty funny, keep it up and good luck

Matt - 11/15/00 03:22:53
My URL:http://Panenkerpg.homepage.com
My Email:guitar152@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 3/8/87
Favorite Comic: Hmm.... Well, I'm supposed to say you... but... George Carlin (sorry man...)
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Your joke on the rappers. (If I wasn't rappin,I'd be robbin your house RIGHT NOW)

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Hey. Ummm... Nothing to say here, because I said it all in my e-mail so check your mail.

Mike - 11/15/00 03:20:37
Date of Birth: 06/29/77
Favorite Comic: Jon Stewart
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The I couldn't be a rapper cuz I'm not tuff enough joke.

Comments:
Hi, Dwayne if you read this, just caught you on Premium Blend on Comedy Central. I think your great. Just wanted to let you know.

Ronald Yoo - 11/15/00 03:20:28
My Email:wormz912@aol.com
Date of Birth: 9/12/86
Favorite Comic: Dragonball Z
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: About the computers

Comments:
I just watched you today, Mr. Perkins...and I have to say....YOU ARE FUNNY!!!!!!

Stefanie Carrasco - 11/15/00 03:19:13
My Email:stefanie-c@excite.com
Date of Birth: 06/27/82
Favorite Comic: too many to name

Comments:
I just saw you on Premium Blend on Comedy Central and I laughed my ass off. I also like that you're mellow because some of these comedians are so damn obnoxious. But you were really good! Keep it up!

MARK - 11/07/00 00:15:59
My Email:erlestoke@netscapeonline.co.uk
Date of Birth: 9-5-59
Favorite Comic: THE BEANO
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: All the ones I,ve heard so far.

Comments:
Saw you on TV here in the UK the other night and nearly wet my pants laughing.Hope to see more of you over here soon. Cheers.

MARK - 11/07/00 00:14:04
My Email:elestoke@netscapeonline.co.uk
Date of Birth: 9-5-59
Favorite Comic: THE BEANO
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: All the ones I,ve heard so far.

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Saw you on TV here in the UK the other night and nearly wet my pants laughing.Hope to see more of you over here soon. Cheers.

celyn - 11/05/00 00:47:09
My Email:hotcoco@zoom.co.uk
Date of Birth: dunno.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: homeless people joke

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hey Dwayne saw u perform in tha uk u was off da heazy, keep it tight aiight... peace.

LaTisha Staten - 10/18/00 20:28:51
My Email:latisha_staten@em.fcnbd.com
Date of Birth: 10/30
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Ninja please

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Hey Dwayne, how's it going? I just wanted to drop you a line to say hello and I hope all is well. You need to get a show down here in Houston sometime in the near future. Take care and I love you, Your Cousin, Tisha

Lamont Price - 10/15/00 23:43:31
My Email:dakid_02119@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: Chris Fucile
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Thats Tough

Comments:
Whats up D.P? Hows things? I saw your picture on Comedy Central Comedy Spotlight commercial. Does that mean your gonna have one soon? Agin just chcking up on you. EASY

Jeremiah Denniston - 10/08/00 18:29:15
My URL:none yet
My Email:Jer0560@aol.com
Date of Birth: 1-16-86
Favorite Comic: none
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: none

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Hey Dwayne is the greatest actor i have ever meet probably one of the few, but he is really cool. He is awesome because he loves to inter mix with the 'extras'. Well I hope I can be an 'extra' again while he is doing a movie. Dwayne you da man. i was an extra on Barstow 2008 when I firat meet this totally cool guy.

ben - 09/22/00 09:54:56
My Email:big_daddy_cool_85@yahoo.com.au
Date of Birth: 22/2/1985
Favorite Comic: dwayne perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of them

Comments:
dwayne is so hillarious i think all of his jokes are funny i like the one when he talks about him been a conputer guy and rappers

Michelle Peterson - 09/15/00 08:25:14
My Email:mistr8edge@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 06-08-80
Favorite Comic: dwayne....
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of the above.

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Dwayne- great website, I just wanted to say whats up and I miss you. I hope all is well,best of luck and I will talk to you soon hopefully.

dp - 09/14/00 10:26:33

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another test boyeeeeee!!!

Dwayne P - 09/05/00 19:29:46
Favorite Comic: Richard Pryor

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testing the new site. Thanks Trav!!

SHAUNA - 08/28/00 01:15:25
My Email:TELLY19
Date of Birth: 08/14/83
Favorite Comic: DWAYNE
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: BUM JOKE

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WHAT'S UP DWAYNE? HOW'S EVERYTHING I HOPE WELL. HAVE YOU SEEN KINGS OF COMEDY YET? IF NOT GO SEE IT CAUSE IT'S FUNNY. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. OH, YEA DID YOU KNOW MOMMY IS IN FLORIDA BUT SHE'LL BE BACK MONDAY NIGHT. EVERYONE HERE SENDS THEIR LOVE. PEACE/STAY SAFE LOVE SHAUNA

Tonya cuz - 08/21/00 18:18:05
My Email:mstonya28@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 7/30/71
Favorite Comic: Cedric

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Hi, I'm sitting here with your mom, looking at all your exciting pictures. Can't wait to see you. Love, Tonya

John - 08/20/00 13:23:09
My Email:amusgrove1@excite.co.uk
Date of Birth: 22/02/87
Favorite Comic: All of them
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: All of them

Comments:
I saw you at jongluers and went into histerics at them joke about rapping about computers! hilarious kepp up the ace work

Lamont Price - 08/20/00 04:58:11
My Email:dakid_02119@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: all right all right all jokes aside....ME
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Anything you say is hilarious man

Comments:
Just checking up on your progress man, heard you were in the UK hows that going? When is your next network spot.? What did you think of Chappelles special. See Im giving you all kinds of things to think about. Keep busy man!!!! EASY

Cathy - 08/19/00 20:13:56
My URL:http://www.ntlworld.com
My Email:cathy.mathew@ntlworld.com
Date of Birth: 21 May 1972
Favorite Comic: Lee Evans
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one about being a rap star

Comments:
Caught your show on Live at Jongleurs in the UK. Thought you were brilliant. Especially loved the joke about what you would rap about if you were a big hip hop star!! Wish you great success, you have a rare talent. Come to Coventry in the UK and I will te l everyone I know to go and see you. I know a hell of a lot of people....c'mon is that an offer you can't refuse or what????? Best of luck to you.

June McCrae - 08/14/00 20:57:43
My Email:jmmccrae@yahoo.com
Favorite Comic: I might as well say Dwayne
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Friend

Comments:
Bring yo ass back to New York.

Karen McCarthy - 08/11/00 11:07:46
My Email:SillyKern2@aol.com
Date of Birth: No way dude
Favorite Comic: My 3yr old neice
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Hmm..Probably the Pie Chart

Comments:
I have trouble remembering my own jokes and you want me to remember my favorite one joke of yours? All I remember is I loved your set! It's me (Virginia - smoker lady). Loved your website too. Cheers, -Karen :o)

the shack - 08/11/00 01:43:42
Favorite Comic: jeff richards

Comments:
shack here (from tv's oprah and the martin short show)...just checking your web sight out...we martini lounge (and patio) alum have gotta support each other when we can. very impressive.

Mike Davi - 08/11/00 00:20:25

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N Ramsbottom - 08/09/00 00:14:12
My URL:http://www.nramsbotto.co.uk
My Email:nramsbottom@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 14/04/82
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Homeless migrate south for the winter

Comments:
Just saw you on the TV, great show!

Brian - 08/01/00 09:59:47
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/8275
My Email:chunky_spam@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: in the 80's !!!
Favorite Comic: Definitely the "Peanuts" strip by Charles Schultz
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Man, if it wasn't for rap, I'd be desiging websites right now !

Comments:
Hey Dwayne !
I saw you on comedy central's "Premium Blend" a few nights ago. I'm an aspiring web designer and laughed like crazy at your whole gansta rapper bit "Man if it weren't for rap, I'd be robbing your house ...right now! ... but see that won't work fo me ... because I used to be a computer programmer ... so I'd be like .... Man if it weren't for rap ... I'd be designing websites right now !" I'm a web geek so I thought that was great. And when you closed, you said dwayneperkins.com ... so I decided t see if you really had a site ... and sure enough you do. Very cool. Are you really a computer programmer ? If so, why do you use Frontpage .... Man, if you were a computer programmer ... you'd be using HTML right now ! Listen in all serious best of l ck in the future ... you deserve it ! Take Care and Stay Safe,

Brian



Hillary Smith - 07/31/00 18:58:33
My Email:Beaners101@aol.com
Date of Birth: 1-11-79
Favorite Comic: undecided
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: rapper/web page designer

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Do you ever come to the east coast? I would love to see you live. Hillary Smith

- 07/30/00 05:12:58

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Lance - 07/30/00 02:46:33
My Email:lecossey@conwaycorp.net
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: male resume

Comments:
Wassup Dwayne! I saw you on Premium Blend the other night and you were kickin'! The male resume is all too real man! That was some funny stuff! Keep up the good work bro!

Andrew W. - 07/29/00 09:58:00
My Email:dredub99@aol.com
Favorite Comic: richard pryor/eddie murphy
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: computer programmer/rapper

Comments:
Wassup dwayne! i saw you on premium blend tonight.. that wa ssome funny shit. i havent laughed so hard in along minute. keep up the good work, kid.

Ara K. - 07/29/00 09:49:13
My Email:ara@mac.com
Date of Birth: 2/5/63
Favorite Comic: Phil Hendrie (radio)
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Women & their male "friends"

Comments:
Very, very cool material (Comedy channel: Premium blend)

ROCHESTER RED - 07/29/00 07:12:01
My Email:NELSONPITTMAN@AOL.COM
Date of Birth: 05/09/68
Favorite Comic: ALL
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: ALL

Comments:
I SAW YOU TONIGHT ON PREMIUM BLEND.I WAS WONDERING IF YOU EVER TRAVELED TO THE FLORIDA AREA.PREFERABLY THE ORLANDO OR TAMPA BAY AREA.THANKS.I WISH YOU MUCH SUCCESS!!

Mike Friemann - 07/29/00 07:01:01
My Email:mikef@brainerd.net
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Programmer/Rapper

Comments:
I liked your routine that I saw on Comedy Central tonight (7/29/2000). I guess what really grabbed my attention was that you mentioned you were a computer programmer. I'm a Programmer/Analyst myself. Java, C++, XML, etc... Anyway, Cool routine! Hope to catch your show sometime.

Brent - 07/29/00 06:50:20
My Email:CheezeBall12@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 1985
Favorite Comic: Dana Carvey
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Rapper/website

Comments:
Hey man, Man you are good keep up with the material, That is some great stuff. I say you on premium Blend got your website thought I would check it out Later.

Gerianne - 07/24/00 03:39:03
My Email:gerianne_sarte@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 7/11
Favorite Comic: Steve Kim - he makes me laugh
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: business school

Comments:
Hey Dwayne...glad to see that you are doing well!!! Always knew you would! When is your next show is NYC? Would love to see you again. -G

Phyllis Cronin - 07/21/00 06:19:50
My Email:Porgy@earthlink.net
Date of Birth: guess
Favorite Comic: Dwayne

Comments:
You are the best. Thank you for being there for Courtney. Hope you had a great trip and I definitely want to hear about your trip especially about the "most beautiful woman" you ever met. Love Mrs. C. Be sure to call us apres Japan.

Phyllis Cronin - 07/21/00 06:17:15
My Email:Porgy@earthlink.net

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Eugene Ramirez - 07/12/00 02:18:30
Date of Birth: 031079
Favorite Comic: Tracey Ulmann and Carlos Mencia
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of them!

Comments:
Sup Dwayne! I saw you on vh1 awhile back you were cool! Well hey if you ever need help on your webpage, let me know! you can find me at http://www.eugeneramirez.com TAke Care and good luck!!

alexandra thompson - 07/03/00 18:49:36
My Email:aldogg19@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 12/8/79
Favorite Comic: chris rock
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "lactose intolerant"

Comments:
i think dwayne is one of the funniest comics i have seen in a long while. i used to work at a coffee shop and on friday night we would have a lot of real bad comedians come in and do 3 minute bits. by far dwayne was the best one there and brought the wh le house down. it got to the point where i couldn't wait on people because i was laughing to hard. anyway he is brillant in every sense of the word. thats it, bye

Lamont Price - 06/22/00 22:25:34
My Email:dakid_02119@yahoo
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: Dave Chappelle
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: cousin

Comments:
Whats up DP. Been awhile. Heard you were coming back for a minute. Saw you on THE LIST, good stuff. Just checking up on you. EASY

Stacie Ratliff - 06/19/00 18:43:36
My Email:stacier_2000@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 10/25/71
Favorite Comic: Cedric the Entertainer

Comments:
What's up Dwayne?!? Glad to see that you've blown up and you're doin' yo' thang! Can't believe it was only 2 years ago when we were in school together and then out of school together and I came to see you at the Westwood Brewery...and now you're thi famous star celebrity comic ;) Best of luck and much continued success. Keep in touch!

Adam - 06/03/00 18:45:57
My Email:ram@gtf.org
Date of Birth: 1/7/78
Favorite Comic: Dwayne, maybe early 80s Howie Mandel, Janeane Garafalo
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "Great resume, but we're not gonna hire you"

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I loved the bit about the women with close guy friends that they refuse to date, and teh comparison to an employer saying "You're perfect for the job, but we won't hire you." I felt that you (Dwayne) did a wonderful job of articulating a situation i've b en in, and that far too many people trivialize. And it was funny as hell, to boot. Thanks, Dwayne.

Lisa Tompkins - 06/03/00 04:08:50
My Email:Lisa.Tompkins@staples.com
Date of Birth: 04/01/72
Favorite Comic: Bill Cosby
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: What you would rap about

Comments:
Hey Dwayne Couldn't believe that when I stopped on VH-1 on Sunday night and saw you on the panel. What a great surprise. Glad to see you are making it big - I knew I would say I knew you when. Us little people at Staples Corp miss you a bunch!! Take care ....Lisa

Lisa Tompkins - 06/03/00 04:08:35
My Email:Lisa.Tompkins@staples.com
Date of Birth: 04/01/72
Favorite Comic: Bill Cosby
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: What you would rap about

Comments:
Hey Dwayne Couldn't believe that when I stopped on VH-1 on Sunday night and saw you on the panel. What a great surprise. Glad to see you are making it big - I knew I would say I knew you when. Us little people at Staples Corp miss you a bunch!! Take care ....Lisa

shauna&telisha - 05/31/00 00:47:07
My Email:telly19@aol.com
Date of Birth: 08/14/83& 11/07/84
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: first day bum joke

Comments:
What's up Dwayne? How are you? Hope your having a great time in Cali. We all miss you and hope to see you soon. Love, Your little sisters p.s. Oh we saw you on the list!!!

ShaLayla Simmons - 05/30/00 16:39:53
My Email:sshalayla@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 7/23
Favorite Comic: Jon Stewart, Deon Cole, and of course Dwayne Perkins...
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: whichever is Dwayne's favorite

Comments:
Dear Dwayne... I think I'm in love with you! Let's get married okay...

Spit (don't ask) - 05/29/00 16:32:55
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/pokegirlzworld/index.html
My Email:pokegirl45@aol.com
Date of Birth: i donno it was sometime last century
Favorite Comic: Peanuts
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: if i wasn't here i would be disigning web pages right now.

Comments:
U r kinda cool being a kid i really don't get most of tose crappy grown up jokes . But u make things a lot clearer. I juss can't seem to tell anyones jokes but mne and i like ur sense of creativity and origanality. *(sorry about the spelling and grammer)

ed franklin - 05/26/00 23:45:33

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d, i was close with toni braxton! you threw me off with bjork :^) Ha ha ha. anyway, you can call me on the cell in chicago. see you there! out.

Derek Friedman - 05/26/00 20:48:29

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D- Saw you on The List on VH1 last night. Strange to see you on TV. You are pretty much the same as in real life. Do I know the real Dwayne? Anyway, I think I remember the "sexy=want to have sex with her" philosophy from one of our discussions. Give me a call when you get a chance.

Stoney - 05/26/00 19:32:00
My URL:http://www.stoneyblack.homepage.com
My Email:viv2112@ici.net
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: lactose intolerant and resume (full version)

Comments:
Dwayne man you totally dominated The List ! Glad to see you doing well. Coming soon a shrine to you in the Vault.

Short Man Sam - 05/26/00 13:43:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ky2/shortiesonline
My Email:SLC3209@aol.com
Date of Birth: 5/20/86
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins & Robin Williams
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: There all funny

Comments:
You are so funny nam i watch you on Comedy Central everytyme that you are on. Keep doing what you are doing.

Edluva - 05/26/00 00:43:30
My Email:ed.l.franklin@intel.com
Date of Birth: 7/26/72
Favorite Comic: Big Perk
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The "horse" joke of course

Comments:
D, We definitely need to hook up in Chicago. A lot of 'SC folks will be in Chi-town and we'll be looking for you. The Consortium shing-ding is goin' down at the Hyatt Regency downtown. Be sure to represent on VH-1! Toni Braxton? :^)

Derek Friedman - 05/24/00 21:01:33

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D- When I try to respond to your email, it just gets shot back to me as an address that doesn't work Couple things: 1. Consortium will be in Chicago during the time you are there. 2. If I am there, can you get me tickets to your show? D friedman.d.2@pg.com

Scott Carney - 05/19/00 21:27:22
My Email:scottcarney@hotmail.com
Favorite Comic: me
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: resume

Comments:
Dwayne, the site looks awesome. Premium Blend rocked! Keep it up man, you make us proud. Let us know when your going to be back in town.-Scott Carney

alejandra - 05/19/00 20:56:03
My URL:http://alioopanimations.homestead.com/alioopanimations.html
My Email:str8hooche@aol.com
Date of Birth: OCTOBER 7TH,1979
Favorite Comic: DWAYNE .. DUH?!!
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: WEBSITE!!!!

Comments:
OHMYGOSH hehe.. you are like soo bomb hehe.. i love your stuff i saw you today on .. Premium Blend on comedy central!.. .. i hope one day i can see you in person. you are like so funny.. you make me laugh so much.. well.. hope to hear from you... well LOL i doubt it probably cause your so buzy.. but adios!! much luck!

julie yates - 05/19/00 19:51:09
My Email:henna121@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 07/14/69
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: what you'd sing if you were a rap star

Comments:
I just saw you on Premium Blend. FANtastic! Hope you make it to the Pacific Northwest sometime. I'd love to see you in person!

larissa - 05/19/00 16:59:34
My Email:discoforever@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 10-28-85
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: homeless

Comments:
hey, i just watched u on premium blend and ur hilarious!! hope 2 see more of u in the future!

David - 05/19/00 16:58:41
My Email:fogdog_99@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 7/21/57
Favorite Comic: Pryor
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: rappers

Comments:
Was home sick and caught your Premium Blend spot. Great material and very original. You were the best part of the program. Hope you get to Philly so I can check out your whole stand up live. Good luck with your career.

Takiyah - 05/19/00 16:54:40
My Email:tnamin@acsu.buffalo.edu
Date of Birth: May 18, 19**
Favorite Comic: Richard Pryor, David Alan Grier, Martin Lawrence, Jaimie Fox
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one about you being a rapping computer programmer

Comments:
I really enjoyed your performance on premium blend and wish you continued success!!! Good Luck, Brother and Keep the Fait

chris thiessen - 05/19/00 16:52:18
My URL:http://skateboard.com
My Email:land-speed@webtv.net
Date of Birth: 6-12-83
Favorite Comic: dwayne pirkens
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: rappers

Comments:
i just saw you on premium blend, good stuff!!! keep up the good work-chris

Tom - 05/17/00 20:53:32
My Email:tombinkowski@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 10/31/82
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "I know you can't drink milk, but i got some cocoa pebbles..."

Comments:
Dwayne, you are the man. I totally knew what you were talking about when you mentioned the women's famous, guy friends. You are hilarious and should go on national tour.

Miss Bliss - 05/17/00 11:27:46
My Email:michelle@globalmusic.com

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dwayne, dwayne, dwayne, this website has kicked butt for yourself and a lot of comics who are linked through you.. maybe you remember me, maybe not.. one night, long ago back in boston at nick's club... (don't worry, i'm not pregnant or anything like that!) just saying hello. take care of yourself. peace! ciao, xxx

Miss Bliss - 05/17/00 11:27:36
My Email:michelle@globalmusic.com

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dwayne, dwayne, dwayne, this website has kicked butt for yourself and a lot of comics who are linked through you.. maybe you remember me, maybe not.. one night, long ago back in boston at nick's club... (don't worry, i'm not pregnant or anything like that!) just saying hello. take care of yourself. peace! ciao, xxx

Ann Marshall - 05/15/00 15:02:18
Favorite Comic: Haven't met one yet
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one he hasn't come up with

Comments:
You can be better, both in the IT and comedy area. Just give up the hatred and follow your heart.

Bradness - 05/09/00 16:17:32
My URL:http://spank.to/bradnessworld
My Email:bradness169@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 9/8/84
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Rap Joke

Comments:
Awesome site man

Derek Friedman - 05/08/00 23:24:00
My Email:friedman.d.2@pg.com
Date of Birth: 9/21/69
Favorite Comic: Michael Moore
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Did you ever hear the one about the 2 B-school students?

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Nadine Prendergast - 05/08/00 14:45:08
My Email:soloflex7@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 5/10/73
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "Roslyn, your cousin says she needs her ponytail....NYIT"

Comments:
Hey Dwayne, Just want to say hi....You were funny at NYIT and you are even more funny now...Thanks for helping me write my programs freshman year... God Bless!!

Jorden - 05/07/00 18:31:41
My Email:not working now
Date of Birth: 1/8/87
Favorite Comic: Margret Cho/ Dane Cook
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: liked them all

Comments:
I like everyone else saw you on premium blend nice job

Hobbes - 05/07/00 16:12:48
My URL:http://members.aol.com/neicken/home/home.html
My Email:neicken@aol.com
Date of Birth: 5/20/1957
Favorite Comic: Cosby
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Men Friends/Computer Rappers

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Caught your bit on Premium Blend and loved it! I very much admire that you had the guts to discuss abstaining from alcohol. Great job!! And in response to the criticism here re: your web page...well consider the source. Maintaining a detailed si e takes time. I know, I do it for a living. (Loved the IT humor!)

Leigh -- again! - 05/07/00 06:01:54
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~laygen

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Hi again! wowee, i guess i'm not the only one who caught your set on comedy central! I just now looked at your tons of messages.

Rogue Neuron - 05/07/00 06:01:53
My URL:http://rogueneuron.com
My Email:rogueneuron@no-hotmail-spam.com
Date of Birth: 1969
Favorite Comic: Matt Weinhold
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Guy Friend/Job Applicant

Comments:
You are funny as hell! Just saw Premium Blend and you just killed 'em. Try and get some gigs in the sf bay area and the techies will flock to see you.

Leigh - 05/07/00 05:56:42
Date of Birth: 7-12-76
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins!

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Hi Dwayne! I just saw you on the Comedy Channel! Just wanted to let you know that I think you're really funny and I know you are going to go places! Good luck to you!

Ashley E. M. - 05/07/00 03:35:37
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/souldout4christ/souldout4christ.html
My Email:shante_d@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 12/1/???? guess?!
Favorite Comic: dont' have one
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: can't choose i like all of them!!!

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You da bomb baby! oh and groovacious page!! peace out! ash

Jared Moore - 05/07/00 03:16:20
My URL:http://astro.temple.edu/~jarmoore
My Email:jmoore257@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 12/24/80
Favorite Comic: Richard Pryor/Chris Rock
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Girls with guyfriends + computer rapper

Comments:
Just watched the Premium Blend set again. When I caught it the first time i thought the webpage was a joke. Guess not huh? I liked the set even more the second time. Keep up the good work! peace

BAM - 05/07/00 02:59:14
My Email:meyerovb@aol.com
Date of Birth: 7/19/8*
Favorite Comic: Jim Carrey (Fire Marshall)
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Premium Blend: Ctrl+Alt+Del press when immitating keystrokes after 'What I would be doing if I wasn't rapping' joke

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Great site, love the snake, you got some talent (on stage and screen). See ya on the web and the tube. See Ya, BAM

Eugene Reilly - 05/07/00 02:56:42
My URL:http://fbox.vt.edu:10021/E/ereilly
My Email:ereilly@vt.edu
Date of Birth: 3/21/78
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins!
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "the resume"

Comments:
Just saw the repeat of the Premium Blend set... and actually was at my computer at the same time you said your final words "dwayneperkins.com." So here I am.

Ginkgo - 05/07/00 02:56:12
My URL:http://www.jade-leaves.com
My Email:jleaves@execpc.com
Date of Birth: 8/10/71
Favorite Comic: Dennis Leary
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: ctrl-alt-del gesture (sorry, I'm a complete geek and that just busted me up during the rap skit)

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Just saw you on Premium Blend on Comedy Central, loved it, and was enough of a geek to run in here and see if you really had a site at dwayneperkins.com. Since ya do, figured I'd sign. Geeks of the world unite. :)

karen brumm - 05/07/00 02:54:50
My Email:halley99@aol.com
Date of Birth: 01/12/45
Favorite Comic: Gallagher/Pryor

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Saw you on Comedy -Premium Blend. Hope to see you again. If not, nice website. That's what my son does. He's funny too. Love, Karen

wilnise j. - 05/07/00 02:54:09
My Email:wj_angel_83@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 5/12/1983
Favorite Comic: D.L Hugley
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: computer programmer/rapper one

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I think you did a wonderful job on Premium Blend. What inspired you to become a comic?

Jonathan Kruse - 05/07/00 02:51:30
My Email:MGJud@aol.com
Date of Birth: 1/9/79
Favorite Comic: Dana Carvey
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: I l

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Brenna M. Connor - 05/07/00 02:51:23
My URL:http://profiles.yahoo.com/dayzimae
My Email:dayzimae@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 8-12-81
Favorite Comic: Caroline Rhea
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Web-siyeeete!

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I saw you on Premium Blend on Comedy Central...much respect to the abstinence from drinking (and not swearing at least in this bit). Hey if you can be respect by a fat white girl...you can be respect by pretty much anyone. Rock on.

Mr. Bojangalls - 05/07/00 02:51:07
My Email:nocoolhere@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 1\15\84
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: coco puffs and brownies

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got yer site from premium blend

Jonathan Kruse - 05/07/00 02:50:44

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Ricky - 05/07/00 02:48:43
My URL:http://MTV.com/
My Email:RUBYDRAGON63@aol.com
Date of Birth: June 2, 1988
Favorite Comic: I dunno
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The Computer/Rap Joke

Comments:
Dwayne Perkins is Cool.

Cheezy - 05/07/00 02:48:05
My Email:cheezy1@rocketmail.com
Date of Birth: 6/6/83
Favorite Comic: Andy Kaufman

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Hey man, i just say you on the Blend show on Comedy Central.. you mentioned that you were a computer programmer. yet you have a little geocities page... granted it has a bit of DHTML, but i was suspecting something special. Its nice other than the geociti s fact... comon... free servers?? You comedy is great though. good job. Anyone that make's people laugh is a great contribution to society. Take Care

Bill Sellers - 05/07/00 02:47:38
My Email:sellers@d4mail.com
Date of Birth: 4-30-81
Favorite Comic: Adam Sandler
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: White people's dances!!!!!

Comments:
I just saw you on Comedy Central and laughed my ass off for a half hour. You were really impressive!!! Keep it up.

Kyoko - 05/04/00 20:24:21
My Email:fushigimoon@thenewbreed.com
Date of Birth: 08-16-79
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: guy friend

Comments:
I was watching the premium blend and I thought you were the funniest of them all!

Rafa again... - 05/04/00 16:54:01
My Email:rn@prontomail.com
Date of Birth: look at the e-mail below this on--- damn.
Favorite Comic: \/
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: \/

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Dwayne, I recorded that premium blend show and digitized that bad boy, I got it in *.rm, *.mov, and *.avi. I can hook it up, via CD if you want it for your site or whatever. -=rafa=- \/

Rafael Nieves - 05/04/00 16:46:47
My URL:http://www.clubfl.com
My Email:rn@prontomail.com
Date of Birth: 11/05/1977 5:12:32:08AM EST
Favorite Comic: The Hulk. Vol 1.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: ALT+Ctrl+Delete Baby!!!!

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Bro, you HAVE to come down here to Miami, FL... The people down here are in Desperate Need for some REAL Comedians. Please Save Us... -=out=- -El Nueyorican en Florida Rafa

some one - 05/04/00 02:23:15
My URL:unavailable
My Email:unavailable
Date of Birth: unavailalbe
Favorite Comic: get fuzzy
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of them

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Matt - 05/04/00 01:58:34
My Email:jedimatt2@aol.com
Date of Birth: April
Favorite Comic: Chris Rock
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the computer and rapper joke

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I was watching premium blend the other day and you had that computer and rapper joke! I was laughing histerical man! You got mad funny jokes you shoudl have some video downloads on your site of some past shows I would defintely downalod them the one you h d on premium blend was HILARIOUS!! Keep up the good work

josh harris - 05/03/00 21:53:10
Date of Birth: 11/11/86
Favorite Comic: superman

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newt - 05/03/00 19:50:41
My Email:calk0134@fredonia.edu, mr.gray@juno.com
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller, Amazing Jonathan, Python Members
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "guy friend=job applicant"

Comments:
Another Premium Blend-er and constant victim of "just friends". I actually wrote down that joke and tried to use it on a female friend of mine. She got all offended. Guess the truth hurts... :) I'll be looking for you on Conan...

Robert Webb - 05/03/00 05:56:31
My URL:http://www.robertwebb.com
My Email:robert@robertwebb.com
Date of Birth: 7-24-56 - OK, so i'm old!
Favorite Comic: Bill Cosby, Jim Carey, Buster Keaton, Johnathan Winters, Kris Rock, The Great Johnathan
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke:

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Caught the Comedy Central set. Love the Computer references. More please. Somehow, you found a great blend of tech and everyday life. The three finger salute was GREAT! :) Keep this up and you might make my favorite comic list. You have an oricomginal vector. int13 - out.

you need a better web site - 05/03/00 05:20:29
My Email:taunaw@usa.net

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If you were a programmer, you should at least know that better web pages can be made so they don't look like the standard personal home page. We can make one much more interesting, proffesional, and profitable for your interests.

Leah - 05/03/00 02:38:38
My URL:http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gte852j
My Email:gte852j@prism.gatech.edu
Date of Birth: 03/25/81
Favorite Comic: robin williams
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one about the rapper/computer programmer...

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I go to Georgia Tech. This is a school that REQUIRES its incoming freshman to have a computer. I was dying when you started talking about being a computer programmer. I wasn't suprised that you had you're own web page. I was disappointed in it, however because I was looking for more jokes! Are they on your webpage and if so where are they? If not, you should add some or maybe video of past shows. Anywho, I liked seeing you on Comedy Central. I thought you were really funny. Hey what's up with all the questions for the guestbook? You writing a book?

Deb - 05/03/00 02:36:15
My Email:deltadeb5@blackvoices.com
Date of Birth: jan 65
Favorite Comic: cedric the entertainer
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "couldnt be a gangsta"

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Hey Dwayne...just caught you on PREMIUM BLEND (Comedy Central). I thought you were joking when you said the website! Had to get online and check it out! Good site! When you gonna visit KENTUCY? (lol). Peace and Love, Deb

John - 05/03/00 02:36:11
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/highstrung
My Email:Jhstrung@aol.com
Date of Birth: 5/81
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Making fun of Rappers

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Just saw your act on Premium Blend. Your stuff really takes the cake man. Keep it up and come to Jersey sometime. Take it easy.

Henry Oh - 05/03/00 02:33:49
My URL:http://mason.gmu.edu/~hoh
My Email:h2o_h@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 9/16/73
Favorite Comic: You, Chris Rock, Jake Johansen, and Dennis Miller
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Man, if I wasn't doing hiphop.. *psssht* I'd be designing websites.

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Just caught your set again on the "Premium Blend" taping on Comedy Central. I was rolling. My two friends were laughing so hard that they were crying. The best laugh we've had in a long time. Even though it was my second time watching the "Premiun Blend" et, it stilled made me laugh. For my two friends, it was their first time. When are you going to make your way over to DC? If you come out to DC, we definitely will come out and bring all our friends to the show.

Xian - 05/03/00 02:29:47
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/xianpage
My Email:cawright@lovett.org
Date of Birth: 12.31.83
Favorite Comic: Foxtrot
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: before i was a rapper i designed web sites

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woah! I saw the show on comedy central, so i saw your page, and these other wackos saw the page and signed the guestbook right before me. I never knew that anyone else achually (i can never spell that one!) watched comedy central, or watched it while they were online. It's nice to see programmers making jokes and stuff instead of always being made fun of. HTML is fun. I'm gonna be just like dwayne perkins! hi-jah!

Sarah - 05/03/00 02:28:52
My Email:silver_fire@loveable.com
Date of Birth: totally irrelevent =)
Favorite Comic: Tommy Davidson
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: a toss between WEBSITE! and "it's the first day" (being homeless)

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Saw you on Premium Blend tonight. It was my first time watching one of your performances, and I must say you are very impressive. Will you marry me? =) Seriously, though. You are a great comic (from what I've seen) and I hope you go far in "the business". I can't wait to see you again (on TV) and hopefully someday I'll see you live. Seriously, though. Will you marry me? =)

Shells - 05/03/00 02:26:45
My Email:Shellie1015@aol.com
Date of Birth: 10/15/79
Favorite Comic: Perkins!!
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the rapping computer guy

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I just wanted to add something... That Allison chick needs a life!! If you actually go online to put someone down for being themselves, then you are truly the most pathetic person I've ever known. I'm European, and I find it bloody disgusting that you wo ld judge American comedians by ours. We are a different league, yes, but they are just as good. And if you are that upset and disgusted... just don't watch, get up and leave the room. Don't just sit around and bitch like a child. And to Perkins' respo se... A MAJOR high five!! Well said and wonderfully put. You are a true genious!! -- Shells.

Elliot Smith - 05/03/00 02:24:21
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ky/AllOfSouthPark/
My Email:selliot3@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: Nov. 2
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Throw your disk in the air like you just don't care!

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he is so funney!

Michael duToit - 05/03/00 02:23:08
My Email:tiotudx@prodigy.net
Date of Birth: 04-25-64
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks (Deceased)
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: I'm a computer programmer

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Saw your act on Comedy Central's Premium Blend on 05-02-00. Really enjoyed you segment and hope to see you soon in Dallas or better yet on Leno or Letterman!!!!!

David Pilgrim - 05/03/00 02:21:09
My Email:locnkey@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 1\24\77
Favorite Comic: can't pinpoint
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: homeless joke

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Just watched you on comedy central you rock man. I loved your jokes and the way you presented them. I will enjoy watching your career grow you have a really great head start and along with a fabulous talent. Dave

Scott Loeb - 05/03/00 02:21:07
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/sldice1
My Email:sldice@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 8/2/77
Favorite Comic: D. Shimmel
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Making fun of rappers

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I saw you on Comedy Central, real funny man! You looked real nervous though You coming the Syracuse way at all?

Shells - 05/03/00 02:18:02
My Email:Shellie1015@aol.com
Date of Birth: 10/15/79
Favorite Comic: Perkins!!

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I never do stuff like this, but I just want to say that I am a huge fan of comedian skits, shows, etc. and Perkins is the king!! He never fails to crack me up. Just thought that I'd add that.

george - 05/03/00 02:18:00

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hey man i jsut seen ya on comedy central and i must say i liekd the little "rap" bit. thanks for the laughs my friend

Leah - 05/03/00 02:17:47
My URL:http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gte852j
My Email:gte852j@prism.gatech.edu
Date of Birth: 03/25/81

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Ian Yager - 04/24/00 19:38:06
My Email:Yager78@cs.com
Date of Birth: 1978
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Non-jaywalking gangsters

Comments:
Great performance on 4/22/00 at the L.A. Cabaret. My girlfriend and I loved your act. Let us know where you are performing again and we'll make use of the passes you gave us. You put the rest of the comics to shame on Saturday.... P.S. I really wish you would have shut up the lady in the plastic dress....

Ian Yager - 04/24/00 19:36:47
My Email:Yager78@cs.com
Date of Birth: 1978
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Non-jaywalking gangsters

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Great performance on 4/22/00 at the L.A. Cabaret. My girlfriend and I loved your act. Let us know where you are performing again and we'll make use of the passes you gave us. You put the rest of the comics to shame on Saturday....

Paul Elwell - 04/23/00 16:59:57
My URL:http://www.paulelwell.com
My Email:paul@paulelwell.com
Date of Birth: My born on date is on the bottom, sorry butt I can't see it
Favorite Comic: Is this a set up?
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: I'll have to phone a friend

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I looked up "funny" in the dictionary and Dwayne's photo, well it wasn't there but it should have been. I'll be calling every Webster in the phone book until this situation is rectified.

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kristina - 04/21/00 21:52:07
My URL:http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com
My Email:wongster@ucla.edu
Favorite Comic: Dwayne
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: they are all funny

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i want to be dwayne. oh please let us switch lives.

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you have pretty good jokes..... for me to POOP ON!

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ken jeong - 04/12/00 00:27:57
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: I know you're lactose intolerant...

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ken jeong - 04/12/00 00:26:32
My Email:kendrickjeong@hotmail.com
Favorite Comic: gallagher

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Dwayne, what's up? Ken Jeong (from the Improv) here. Just browsing by. Hope you're doing well. I'll see you at the club.

James Pierce - 04/10/00 16:43:19
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/j93saturn
My Email:jpoep@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 07/30/78
Favorite Comic: Jay Elliot
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: WEBSITE!!!

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Dude, just saw your San Ramon show at Maestro's. I must say you kicked some ass! I am in the IT Industry and completely relate. Keep upi the good work

ROB KELLY - 04/10/00 01:05:49
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/robertk1234_2000//MY_PAGE/Page_1x.html
My Email:RKELLY5126@AOL.COM
Favorite Comic: ME
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: NONE

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HEY BUDDY NICE WEB PAGE HOW ARE YOU I HOPE WELL TALK TO YOU SOON

Tiffany - 03/28/00 06:13:41
Date of Birth: 10/24
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Jerkie Boys

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Just a note to say what's up. Long time no speak to keep up the good work and I'm very proud of you. Tiffany

tamesha - 03/23/00 19:59:57
My Email:cliothomas@aol.com

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Dwayne!!!! I've lost you!! I saw you on Comedy Central. Jonathan and I have moved to Houston, please contact me. WE WILL BE IN CALI NEXT WEEK!!!! 713-523-6865!!!!

LAMONT PRICE - 03/22/00 22:07:56
My Email:dakid_02119
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: EDDIE MURPHY......OH YEAH CHRIS FUCILE THANKS MAN
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: RIGHT NOW THE ONE ABOUT YOUR BAD COUSIN

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First of all I want to thank CHRIS FUCILE for his saying that im his favorite comic. I to am my favorite comic. HEH HEH HEH just kidding. Anyway someone wrote happy birthday. Is it your birthday? If so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Im just writing to see whats goi g on, you know like when are you gonna be in town next?? As I write this Im listening to the new BLACK ROB cd. You probably have it, if not get it. Other than that nothings going on ,maybe ill see you THE BOSTON COMEDY FESTIVAL. EASY PS I know that I was joking about me being my favorite comic, but I am up there.

Regan Washington - 03/22/00 01:00:11
My Email:reganwashington@go.com
Date of Birth: 07/08/76

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Bob Niles - 03/21/00 03:18:05
My Email:NRNiles.com
Date of Birth: 7 17 1951
Favorite Comic: me
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "...his credits didn't transfer....'

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Congrats on your success. you seem humble and deserving.

Chris Fucile - 03/02/00 21:26:50
My Email:fuce7@aol.com
Date of Birth: 10/24/76
Favorite Comic: Lamont Price
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Too many to list

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Hey Dwayne, that Alison bitch deserves anything she does or doesn't get. She is a jealous fat hairy bitch. Dwayne keep doin what you do best. Being a classy comic. You are the man. And Alison, you wouldn't know funny if it hit you in one of your roll .

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Michelle Jones - 03/01/00 17:38:25
My Email:goddess4200@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 12-05-83
Favorite Comic: Jim Brewer

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The first and only time I have ever seen you is on Premium Blend and you were awesome. I laughed so hard. I don't know your material well enough to have a favorite joke I just like it all. Well I hope everything goes well for you and I hope to see you on omedy central again, real soon.

Alison Garcia - 02/27/00 18:16:54
Favorite Comic: Bill Clinton
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one he wrote below

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Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anahid (Anna) - 02/27/00 07:15:50
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/music/pacsangei
My Email:pacschick@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 3-20-84
Favorite Comic: too many 2 choose from
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the website one

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hey dwayne! wuz up? i saw u on premium blend and u were awsome!!!! =) by the way..don't pay any attention to what that allison girl said. let me know when u will be on tv. aight well peace out!

Artin - 02/27/00 03:25:24
My URL:http://www.bid-n-sell.com
My Email:peezzee@earthlink.net
Date of Birth: 11/02/85
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: ?WebSite?

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Hi, What's up Dwanyne. You did real well on Premium Blend. I especially liked the joke you made about how rappers always talk like their gonna kill someone. And you made a joke on how we don't need to be scared of you because your a computer programmer. That was really great. Keep it up, you have a great future in comedy. Lates!

Nick Bollinger - 02/26/00 03:27:39
My Email:badboy_yzfr6@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 12/22/78
Favorite Comic: Eddid Murphy
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: rap'n computer programmer.

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I saw your act on Premium Blend and it had me rolling. U difinitely got style. Having your own web page as a comedian is a nice touch. Let me know when you are in Cincinnati.

Dwayne Perkins - 02/25/00 21:36:02
My URL:You're here
My Email:dwayneperkins@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 3/21/??
Favorite Comic: Too many to mention
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one I haven't written yet

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Hi Alison, Thanks for at least being somewhat diplomatic. It's good to know that I had some affect on you. I mean I don't usually go way out of my way to tell someone I don't like them but I guess you do. I guess no one can be everything to everyone. I have been to London and performed there. I was well received. Actually the Americans on the show did the best. Although all the comics were good. I'm glad you signed in though. It just serves as a reminder that some people have nothing better to do than try an bring others down. Hopefully you'll be more open minded and less on yourself when and if you see me again. And hopefully you'll be less inclined to post empty negative comments on MY guestbook. I guess you're nobody until somebody hates you. ;-) Than s for your support. BTW: You are NOT my favorite audience member so I guess we're equal.

Alison Garcia - 02/25/00 17:59:41
Favorite Comic: NOT you
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: None

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Not that you are bad or anything, but I just think all your fans here haven't really seen what a good comedian is. It surprises me to see the ignorance of the majority. And I wonder if they've exposed to the European humour. The world is bigger than jus that. Hope you will be improved next time if I see you....

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Joe - 02/21/00 03:22:56
My URL:http://www.geocites.com/fnargity
My Email:syve2000@hotmail.com
Favorite Comic: Drew Carrey
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one about the rapping computer programmer (i can probably relate)

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I LOVED your stand up on premium blend, it was awesome, as well as your web site. I must say, it isnt very often that i see a comedian (or any television personality, for that matter) take time to make their own web page. Good show!

Regina Brown - 02/20/00 16:56:00
My Email:regina903@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 09-03-1971
Favorite Comic: Robin Williams
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one about you being a rapping computer programmer.

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You were hilarious on Comedy Central last night. Had to let you know.

tommy - 02/20/00 15:17:55
My Email:supacrakka@aol.com
Date of Birth: 9-1-84
Favorite Comic: dunno
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: prolly the 1 bout if u were a rapper.

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sup man, i saw u on comedy central the otha nite and i was ROLLIN!!!! U r a FUNNY guy!! i think u were the best one on the show! If u ever come to NC i'll be sure 2 tell ALL my friends to go see u. Thanx for makin me laugh!

Jasmine - 02/20/00 07:10:27
My Email:zin_haha@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 21 August 1981
Favorite Comic: Jack Dee
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: boy FRIENDS (not "that" way)

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I don't usually laugh aloud, but I just saw a sketch of yours on Comedy Central and spluttered out a load of belly laughs. (It was the one with the website (not westside) rapper etc etc). Your contented, calm, conversational style is very refreshing and I find your well-observed jokes embarassingly amusing. Just thought I'd put in a few words of encouragement to keep joking - your sense of humor is appreciated. Oh, and your smile has character:)

Anissa Thompson - 02/20/00 07:03:29
My URL:http://www.anissat.com
My Email:anissat@earthlink.net
Date of Birth: 3/70
Favorite Comic: John Leguizamo
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: dating/friends/resume

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Saw "Premium Blend" - you did a fantastic job! Will keep an eye out for future performances. Good luck from a fellow web designer! :)

Thomas Smith - 02/20/00 06:55:47
My URL:http://tomsmith.cjb.net
My Email:webmaster@tomsmith.cjb.net
Date of Birth: 9.29.83
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: you'll see

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WEBSIIIIIIITE! \X/ Everyone goto http://tomsmith.cjb.net or http://kylescrackhouse.cjb.net

Jeff - 02/20/00 06:52:30
My URL:http://www.televar.com/~terrapin
My Email:terrapin23@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 7-14-77
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of em

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just saw you on Premium Blend, you were far better than anyone else on the show, great jokes, keep it up and let me know if you ever come out to Eugene Oregon take care -jeff

Kimeron - 02/20/00 06:52:15
My Email:knhsf@cs.com
Date of Birth: 12/17/60
Favorite Comic: Chris Rock
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "I don't use alcohol but my friends..."

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Saw you on Comedy Central and you were great!!! Hope you come to San Francisco for a show soon!

Jonathan Richards - 02/20/00 04:14:39
My Email:jonathanrichards@csi.com
Date of Birth: 08-21-1970
Favorite Comic: Anyone Funny
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: All of them

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Dwayne, You've come a long way from NSBE. I'm glad to see that you've kept up the comedy. Good Luck and Blow UP!

THE webgoddess - 02/20/00 04:00:29
My URL:http://members.aol.com/MistaAnyar
My Email:AnadjaRelm@aol.com
Date of Birth: legal plus 2
Favorite Comic: steven wright... penn and teller... drew carey... paula poundstone... wanda sykes... denis leary... etc.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of 'em ;-)

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just saw you for the first time on CC's "premium blend." very funny stuff! keep up the faboo work, darlin'! arrivederci~

Ben Becker - 02/20/00 03:59:48
My Email:drbbecker@juno.com
Date of Birth: 07/28/67
Favorite Comic: Old Louie Anderson
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Guy Friend routine

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Just saw Premium Blend... funny!

Cameron Pease - 02/20/00 03:56:27
Date of Birth: 5/12/76
Favorite Comic: steve martin/bill murrey/eddie murphy

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hey, just saw your show CC's premium blend...nice job...you need to come to K.C. MO sometime. thank

Steven Sargent - 02/20/00 03:55:09
My URL:http://www.sputnik7.com
My Email:steve@sputnik7.com
Date of Birth: 11/26/69
Favorite Comic: Steven Wright

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You rock!

Tony Wills - 02/20/00 03:53:21
My URL:http://tonyscrib.hypermart.net
My Email:tony00@qx.net
Date of Birth: Feb. 13, 1982
Favorite Comic: Anyone that can make me laugh my @$$ off.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one on Premium Blend about rappers, this was esspecially funny because I too do some computer programming, I currently work as a computer tech though

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Great job on Comedy Central's premium blend. Try to get a show in Lexington KY sometime.

theresa - 02/20/00 03:52:02
My Email:shadowfax6879@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 10-8-84
Favorite Comic: gearge carlin
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: if i was a rapper

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you should come to PORTLAND MAINE its really nice here and there is a nice place you could proform.

Andrea - 02/20/00 03:50:58
My Email:anniebear82@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 8/22/1982
Favorite Comic: ??
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Dating Resume joke!!!!

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Premium Blend was awesome!!!!! It would be great to see you on TV for longer than 5 minutes though!!

Aaron Hertweck - 02/20/00 03:50:56
My URL:http://aaron.pcpimps.net
My Email:aaron@pcpimps.net
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: 'girls, you know that guy that your really good friends with and you like a lot, but not that way...'

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Hey caught you on Premium Blend. Amazing your great. I love stand up comedy and i have to say your one of the best. I hope to catch you live someday. That joke about the girls with guy friends that they dont like 'that way' - great its the story of my life. Seriously thats like a running joke with all my friends that im the 'i just wanna be friends' guy. Peace bro.

Sam Robinson - 02/20/00 03:48:37
My Email:samrobinson90@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 3/3/81
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Being girls best friend/job resume comparison

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Just saw your gig on Comedy Central's Premium Blend. Funny shit man. Keep up the good work. Hit St. Louis some time. Sam

Josh Travis - 02/17/00 17:06:39
My Email:jtravis@ureach.com
Date of Birth: 7/30/1977
Favorite Comic: Robin Williams
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The web designing rapper

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I just saw you on PREMIUM BLEND and you through out the website address. I just thought I'd drop by and say that you perform a great show. You need to come to Memphis, TN or the Casinos in Tunica MS

Scott Carney - 02/16/00 21:29:36
My Email:scottcarney@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 5,000 B.C.
Favorite Comic: Richard Pryor
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Dating/Resume

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Awesome job last night, man! You killed! I watched Premium Blend with my roommates and they couldn't stop laughing. Congrats...update this damn thing, so we can follow one of our own. Good Luck, talk to you soon.--"the Scott Carney of Boston Comedy", S ott Carney

reetaabee - 02/16/00 16:24:35

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you're good, you're very good if you can make me laugh out

LAMONT PRICE - 02/16/00 04:51:29
My Email:dakid_02119@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: SANCHEZ
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: MONTREAL

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Just caught you on PREMIUM BLEND. Awesome job. Nothing funny or stupid to say. EASY

LAMONT PRICE - 02/06/00 18:34:52
My Email:dakid_02119@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: EDUARDO MURPHIENDO
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: THIS WEEK ..... MONTREAL

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You know how sometimes you write something on someones websites and you think its funny but you realize its real stupid? Yeah well I did that, if you look just below where VAL KAPPA signed in youll see what Im talking about. I just want to apologize to e eryone in comedy, I didnt try ... or I was bored. Lookin for on 2/15/00. EASY

val kappa - 02/02/00 22:42:29
My Email:val_kappa@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 4/28/78
Favorite Comic: mitch hedburg
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: la gangs at crosswalk

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HELLO!

LAMONT PRICE - 02/02/00 01:06:10
My Email:www.dakid_02119@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: EDDIE MURPHY and SOLOMON JENKINS
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Im digging the cousin joke

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Still looking for you on PREMIUM BLEND. Just seeing whats up. Everybody is writing something funny lately. Give me a second while I try and compete.............................Fuck it its not gonna happen Im in a drought. EASY

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marc rodney - 01/21/00 02:08:30
My Email:marcrodney@hotmail.com

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Malene "Gilligan" Welch - 01/12/00 05:40:59
My Email:malene_welch@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 10/06/76
Favorite Comic: That new little dude from the Vault -1/09/00
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Gogo

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Hey Dwayne, As always, it was great seeing you back in Boston. I also enjoyed watching your new "edge" on stage-- no need to defend yourself-- I really was just playin' witcha. I would've crashed your Wang show but Lamont said you'd probably HELP the police kick our lack asses out so.... Congrats on everything and I'll be lookin' for ya. p.s. I need to use this page to communicate w/ Val until she learns how to use email. You don't mind do you? (Hey Val, I got the stuff. Meet me at the usual place and we'll do the exchange -M)

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val "fuckin" kappa - 01/04/00 00:48:58
My Email:i'm workin' on it
Date of Birth: 4/28/78
Favorite Comic: Mitch Hedberg(I don't know if that's how you spell it) and of course YOU!
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: I like when you use your prop bucket. I like prop comedy. I also like buckets.

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I think you represent the direction that prop comedy is headin' for. You have a vision. I can tell by the way you do your shows. I don't think that many people have a vision. But you do. I see it in your walk and talk. P.S. You make me laugh.

John and Jeanine - 01/02/00 17:51:14
My Email:johndavidcomic@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: ?????
Favorite Comic: Dick Van Dyke !!!
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the midget havin sex with an english muffin !!!

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Happy 2000! heard you rocked the wang congarts and good luck in the comeing year . Dont forget me when you hit big and i wont forget you when i'm on mars exploreing new comedy venues. And whats this i hear about you rockin jeanines world ???? PEACE,LOVE,and MAYO. J.D. and J.P.

The Giassons - 01/02/00 16:30:47
My Email:baywest@massed.net
Date of Birth: Janury 13,1989
Favorite Comic: Tony V.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: gang members don't jaywalk in LA

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Saw you at Wang on New Years with our whole family. We all laughed at your witty act, even though some of it was blue...

The Giassons - 01/02/00 16:29:58
My Email:baywest@massed.net
Date of Birth: Janury 13,1989
Favorite Comic: Tony V.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: gang members don't jaywalk in LA

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Saw you at Wang on New Years with our whole family. We all laughed at your witty act, even though some of it was blue...

- 01/02/00 16:24:31
My Email:baywest@massed.net

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Erika - 12/31/99 01:09:12
My Email:Akirewhite@aol.com
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of them

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Dwayne-where have you been hiding out? Give me a shout when you're performing in NYC.

peter b - 12/26/99 22:03:42

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nice site! emily singer's is good too. www.emilysinger.com

Brian - 12/14/99 13:47:48
My Email:achiles411@aol.com
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "Caveman"

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I also enjoy the bit about the black man shooting the other black man.The police do not care even though he leaves all information as to where he can be found.I am a fellow comic and I have not seen you in a while.I wanted to congradulate you on all your uccess.I saw Conan,excellent job!

Courtney - 12/11/99 06:24:53
My Email:Goobergop@aol.com
Date of Birth: 3-4-81
Favorite Comic: so many to chose from, so many styles... toohard to chose.

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Just wanted to say that you are such a wonderful guy :) Hope to see you soon! ill be watchin for your show on comedy central! Best of luck! luv, Courtney

Lamont Price - 11/19/99 04:22:26
My Email:dakid_02119
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: Jiffy Monroe
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: SOCIETY

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Whats up Dwayne long time no see. Heard you were in the big J.Hope you had fun. Just writing to say whats up P.S. I'm afraid my hero Jiffy Monroe is stealing jokes.

Peter Bennett - 11/11/99 09:42:26
My URL:http://www.bennett-hk.com
My Email:peter@bennett-hk.com
Favorite Comic: Lenny Bruce

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Dwayne Really enjoyed your performance in hong kong last friday Probably the first time you have faced an audience with majoirty of non Yanks . . .? Good stuff all round. Naturally, a lot of American bits ( Brooklyn, black, etc) but none of it too hard for foreigners to understand and dig. Hope you'll come back one day Keep on keepin' on Peter Bennett

Peter Bennett - 11/11/99 09:42:11
My URL:http://www.bennett-hk.com
My Email:peter@bennett-hk.com
Favorite Comic: Lenny Bruce

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Dwayne Really enjoyed your performance in hong kong last friday Probably the first time you have faced an audience with majoirty of non Yanks . . .? Good stuff all round. Naturally, a lot of American bits ( Brooklyn, black, etc) but none of it too hard for foreigners to understand and dig. Hope you'll come back one day Keep on keepin' on Peter Bennett

jon chang - 11/05/99 09:48:56
My Email:jon17jon@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: april 29, 1976
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: a black man in hong kong

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I had the most excellent opportunity to catch this very witty and softspoken comedian in Hong Kong. The world deserves to know the name Dwayne Perkins - a class act, and a very funny man.

Justin Jones - 11/02/99 23:43:19
My Email:Raptor2093@aol.com
Date of Birth: 8-15-89
Favorite Comic: Bill Cosby
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Not sure, but can't wait to hear some!

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Hi Dwayne, My big sister Rani said you were really funny, so I wanted to give you a shout out. Let me know when you'll be in the Philadelphia area.

Benari Poulten - 10/25/99 21:59:09
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/thankgladys
My Email:Oddsson@aol.com
Date of Birth: Isn't that a bit personal?
Favorite Comic: Robin Williams, Lenny Bruce, Groucho, Richard Pryor
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Y2k causing everything go back to 1900 - "cuz i don't wanna be beaten and called boy"

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Hey Dwayne - Congrats on your soon-to-be-wild success. Miss ya back East in Boston. I guess we just have to share you now with the world. Sigh. Success is such a double-edged sword. Well, it couldn't happen to a cooler guy. Just don't become too successful. I get jea

Lamont Price - 10/09/99 19:05:42
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: Eddie Murphy/Carrot Top
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: anything Carrot Top likes

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Just got my hair cut and was browsing. Kinda bored. Who was that girl 10/3/99 at the Vault?

Rich "the man" Sparison - 10/05/99 21:39:43
My URL:http://www.dwayneperkins.com
My Email:RTB@hotbreath.com
Date of Birth: in the 80's the best decade for sitcoms
Favorite Comic: My dad
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The teeth joke

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I love you Dwayne. You are the man, i saw you on conan while i was sitting in my tighties and was like god, this guy rules. If you come back to the east coast, I would like you to be a guest at my bands next show. You can come to the EXPLOSION concert a d make jokes. If you have no place to stay, you can sleep in my bed. ok see you later Dwayne.

Chris Fucile - 10/05/99 20:11:26
My Email:fuce7@aol.com
Date of Birth: 10/24/76
Favorite Comic: Nell Carter
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Webster, you should write a book.

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Dwayne, you're the man! Miss you back in Boston. Certainly understand the abscence. Break a leg! Make us proud.

Julie Merker - 10/03/99 21:38:37
My Email:jmerker@optonline.net

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Jason colac - 09/30/99 17:49:38
My Email:colacoj@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 12/17/1972
Favorite Comic: Chris Rock
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Just a friend

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Dwyane, Your show was great at the Improv, I'll be in DC for the next 7 weeks, let me know where on the East Coast you'll be preforming. Jason

Annette Marie - 09/27/99 18:25:20
My Email:annette_rivas@spe.sony.com
Date of Birth: 01/02/74
Favorite Comic: don't have one yet...
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the computer programmer rapper

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I saw you at the Hollywood Improv on 9/26/99, you were very funny!!! I'm interested in seeing more!

Christine Soh - 09/20/99 18:06:20
My Email:chrisoh98@yahoo.com
Date of Birth: 02/22/75
Favorite Comic: Dwayne!
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: first day of homelessness sounds good!

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Just wanted to let you know I dropped in. Great web site! You've been keeping quiet lately... what's on the agenda this fall?

John Keating - 09/17/99 13:35:25
My URL:http://www.johnkeating.net
My Email:doublejj@cris.com
Date of Birth: 3/15/73
Favorite Comic: Jake Johansen
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: First day of Homlessness

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Hey Dwayne, You charasmatic bastard, you! Site looks great. You are the proverbial "man", my friend.

Ross Garmil - 09/08/99 14:14:49
My Email:rgarmil@acs.bu.edu
Favorite Comic: At this point? I dunno. You, Dwayne.
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "It's Wrong!"

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Hey Dwayne! I just realized that I'm sitting in Boston and you're probably not anymore. So I thought I'd at least stop by and pay you a virtual visit. Hope to catch you when you come back for a visit/guest spot. Ross

- 09/07/99 02:53:57

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Lamont Price - 09/07/99 01:47:27
My URL:http://soon
My Email:soon
Date of Birth: 6/26/76
Favorite Comic: Eddie Murphy
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Montreal

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wassup Dwayne just checking out the site. Listen when you get your T.V show, you do remember you said I was the wacky next door neighbor. peace

Carl - 09/05/99 00:47:38
My Email:Carl@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 6-4-75

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Good Job with the web site, keep up the good work!!1

Chris Walsh - 08/25/99 14:30:41
My Email:chrispywalsh@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 8-25-99
Favorite Comic: My Mom
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "...because of (cue wavy hands) 'SOCIETY.' "

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Dwayne, I dig the Website. I expected at most maybe a polaroid of you when you were a youngun or something but this is very nice. Really classy! Just like the comedy. I like your style kid! You're going places! See you around.

Matt B. Davis - 07/22/99 21:45:59
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~SIVADTTAM/index.html
My Email:bestmdicine@juno.com
Favorite Comic: Still Max O'Grady
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: "Why else would he put up with...your talkin..."

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Wanted to update my guestbook signage, let the record show (and it does) that I signed your shit back in September 98 before you got Chicago, before you got Conan, and before every girl on the web wanted your digits. PS You have inspired me to get MattDavis.com (coming soon) cause people always sign this thing after a show cause its so damn easy to find. Also, cause you promote it shamelessly.

Jeff Smith - 07/17/99 01:27:50
My Email:nawara19@mail.idt.net
Date of Birth: 7/12/84
Favorite Comic: George Carlin
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one comparing platonic relationships to job interviews

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The first time I saw Dwayne was last night on Conan. He was the funniest comic I've ever seen on that show. So I just plugged in dwayneperkins.com, expecting some form of german fetish porn or something, and surprisingly enough, the domain name actually m tched the site's content. So now that I've found his home on the web, I just have to convince him to come to North Carolina. -Nawara

Sean Lilly - 07/11/99 23:19:13
My Email:whatever Amanda's is
Date of Birth: 10/24/73
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Please welcome Ira Proctor!!!

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I have no idea if you've ever hosted when Ira was going up, nor do I know why I decided to pick on him. But I've gotta be all comic-like and say clever funny shit because that's what comics are supposed to do all the time, right? Yeah, well anyway...neat age Dwayne, and I'll be sure to catch you on Conan (cogratulations again). By the way, I noticed at least two messages in this guest-book where you were being blatantly hit on. I think one said that she was destined to be with you and what was up with the restraining order...? Gotta split, if Amanda asks, tell her I went on for pages about how much I love her (gotta take points wherever, man) By the way, who the hell is Frederic Weiss?

Angelo - 06/24/99 05:30:03
My Email:sdny@hotmail.com
Date of Birth: 1508 B.C.
Favorite Comic: Batman - Legend of the Dark Knight

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Keep it up, bro. How's yer shmeckle?

Travis R. - 06/20/99 23:31:46
My Email:TravisR1@aol.com
Date of Birth: 5-7-something

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Wassup Dwayne: I don't know if you remember me but I went to Tech with you. Travis, the big quiet guy who lived in West Hall, a bouncer. Anyway, I peeped your ad for Ames when I was back east visiting and I see you're about to blow up on Conan. I got the nfo from Anthony Davis. Wishing you continued success, good to see a fellow Tech person doing well!!!! I live in CA now, doing web design. If you ever need any web design help let me know or just drop a line to say hello. Peace man.. keep it up!! -travis. br>
KSwing - 06/18/99 20:03:38
My URL:http://www.forbiddenpanda.com
My Email:kyria@environs.com
Date of Birth: 2.17.32
Favorite Comic: Who's George Carlin?
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: The one where you tell everybody you're gonna be on Conan! That's RICH!

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Did anyone ever tell you that you remind them of that guy in Slam?

Erika White - 06/17/99 01:48:53
My Email:Akirewhite@aol.com
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: the gay best friend

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Hey Dwayne! Congratulations on getting on Conan O'Brien. Now that you're a famous comic, do you need a groupie?

Will Tseng - 06/16/99 01:52:31
My Email:wtseng@bus.usc.edu
Date of Birth: 08/31/72
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Marshall MBA Program

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Dwayne ! You are well missed on the left coast. We were waiting for you to show up in your rented cap and gown. Sounds like we should be taking lessons in success from you. Congrats on the broadcast gig. I'm looking forward to being one of those little people you stepped on on your way too the top.

Sokesei Chhim - 06/15/99 19:00:36
My Email:chhim.sokesei@bcg.com
Date of Birth: 6/9/72
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins :)
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Too many to mention

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Can't wait to see you on T.V. next week. You've come a long way baby! Hey, I viewed the photo gallery and I laughed out loud. You are too cute! So when are you coming out to La La Land?

Donald Lundy - 06/15/99 16:27:39
My Email:nyl12@earthlink.net

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Congrats on the Conan gig. Like the web sight and thanks for keeping in touch. -DL

Trisha - 06/15/99 15:09:18
My Email:tlogan@lynx.neu.edu

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Dwayne, I saw you on Sunday night at the Comedy Vault. You were great! Hope to see you there again.

Tanya Metcalf - 06/14/99 20:18:18
My Email:tmcalf@aol.com
Date of Birth: 01-19-73
Favorite Comic: why, you of course!

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Just read my e-mail. Congrats on the O'Brien gig. I'll definitely check it out! I'm back in Detroit, so if you're ever out this way, give a girl a call... Sorry I've been scarce, but I'll do my best to keep in closer touch! Take Care

Chico - 06/11/99 14:47:03
My Email:Fernando.Carballeira@Compaq.com
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: All

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Hi, Do yo remember all your buddies from (DIGITAL) they all say HI. By the way the Yankess still suck.........

George White - 06/11/99 14:42:07
My Email:george.white@compaq.com
Favorite Comic: Dwayne Perkins(George Wallace ain't bad either)
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: all of them

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Remembe us guys at Compaq(Digital) Chico (the Allan Iverson Fan) and me the fan of anyone with a basketball in their hands. By the way I told you Rasheed didn't have it... Red Sox all the way. Celts in 2010!

- 06/11/99 13:45:57

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Ben - 06/10/99 21:19:07
My URL:http://home.digitalcity.com/boston/funnyguy
My Email:benjoplin@aol.com
Favorite Comic: Andy Kaufman, Eric Bogosian, George Carlin
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: Homeless guy's first day.

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You're a funny bastard. I had a great time watching you tear those two guys apart at the Thursday Night Fights w/Tim McIntire. You were THE MAN that night!!!

Steve Ortiz - 06/07/99 21:10:05
My Email:SOrtiz3@excite.com
Date of Birth: 2/13/73
Favorite Dwayne Perkins Joke: comp. prog. turned rapper

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Dwayne Keep up the good work. GO KNICKS Steve

Steve Ortiz - 06/07/99 21:09:36